This is a podcast, not rocket science. You see the link? That points to an mp3 file. You download the file, you listen to the mp3. If you don't want to come back to the site so often, you use iTunes or Juice and subscribe. End of story.
I also thought I should tell you, we use adult language sometimes, so consider yourself warned.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Crapface 39: Backscratchers, Buttwipes and Spaceships

Episode 39
crapface_39.mp3
Running time: 1:26:25


Your favorite Pretentious Fucks are joined by Gina, AKA the Macrame Bird of Prey and Ryan's Cat.

Topics Mentioned in this show:
  • VH1 "Hello? Heroin!"
  • Star Banger vs. Shiny Guy
  • The Space Ship and Setting Expectations
  • Phones
  • "This sucks less" is greater than "We've figured it all out"
  • Putting out fires
  • Bacteria, Poop or Cats?
  • Cat Phones and Ego Phones
  • ITMFA License Plate
  • NEW-PUP-PY! and other 3 syllable chants
  • Anonymous Josh on Celebrity Scooby Doo
  • Bang-Bang!
  • Mystery Train
  • Goat Cheese, Garbage Dreams and Animal Welfare
  • Experimental Film is Cliché
  • Lessons in Shameless Self-Promotion for Jonas Elrod
  • More notes coming soon...


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Sunday, January 04, 2009

Crapface 38: 3 years later, Death Hole

Episode 38
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Running time: 1:21:45


Your favorite Pretentious Fucks are joined by Gina, AKA the Macrame Bird of Prey and Dr. Katz.

Topics Mentioned in this show:
  • Traditions
  • The Fit is Go!
  • Stuff White People Like
  • PAUSE!
  • Gina is not dead yet!
  • Ryan is minus one appendix
  • Spore
  • Ice Cream!
  • Sarah Palin's Fake Accent
  • Touch the Magic Retard Baby!
  • Is politics PFA?
  • "He runs for office and he can Sail...board"
  • "Yay for no shame"
  • Gina's new music
  • "I play the tomato"
  • hating bands for the members
  • guilty pleasure bands
  • most searched terms of 2008 - Miley Cyrus
  • Britney makes a comeback... again
  • back to Gina's new music
  • we need a recording engineer
  • FullSail
  • Penn State sunburns
  • finally the song - "Spitting Wooden Nickels"
  • David Byrne
  • the birthday party of today's PFAs
  • cats
  • Bug Boy's text message
  • "my cat is named Muffin too!"
  • eating Play-Doh and Paste and Coloring Books
  • Vegan stuff in Orlando
  • it's not healthy just because it's Vegan
  • Gina's Rebel Nutritionist Tips
  • Stuff you're not supposed to eat
  • Facebook
  • Bug Boy's Bark
  • Depeche Mode covers by Dog
  • The Lightning Round
  • Art Bazel
  • "BTW, this pie is freaking amazing"
  • Petentials
  • Maya's MySpace Cat
  • Eat more butter


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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The top 100 PFA figures of all time

The self-aware PFAs that we are, we took a step back from our category and tried to think of the 100 public figures you've just GOT to know if you want to be a pretentious fuck. These can be artists, writers, musicians, filmmakers, actors, thinkers, politicians, whatever.

I even went so far, tonight, as to rank them in a top 100, VH1-style countdown. Since Emily and I thought of way more than 100 last night, I had to cut a bunch, and of course I didn't remember them all. So consider this a prelimarily list. Here's where you come in: Check the list out, enjoy it, and e-mail me back with your suggestions of who we left out. Feel free to gripe about the order too, though I think it's pretty impossible to contest #1.

100. Arianna Huffington
99. Robert Pollard
98. Henri Langlois
97. Laurie David
96. John Kerry
95. Stephen Colbert
94. John Darnielle
93. Barack Obama
92. Edward R. Murrow
91. Cole Porter
90. Colin Meloy
89. Sofia Coppola
88. Bill Maher
87. Gary Trudeau
86. Michael Azzerad
85. Neil Gaiman
84. Arthur Miller
83. Irvine Welsh
82. Voltaire
81. Steven Sondheim
80. Janeane Garafalo

79. Frank Miller
78. Valerie Solanas
77. John Linnell and John Flansburgh
76. Emo Phillips
75. Robert Altman
74. Calvin Johnson
73. David Cross
72. Henry Rollins
71. Oscar Wilde
70. David Lynch
69. Stan Brakhage
68. John Lennon
67. Nick Hornby
66. Camille Paglia
65. Garrison Keillor
64. Abbie Hoffman
63. Richard Linklater
62. Marcel Duchamp
61. Yoko Ono
60. Pier Paolo Pasolini

59. Allen Ginsburg
58. Eve Ensler
57. Gore Vidal
56. Steve Buscemi
55. Jackson Pollack
54. Robert Smith
53. John Lydon
52. Roland Barthes
51. George Orwell
50. Bob Dylan
49. Charles Bukowski
48. Julian Schnabel
47. David Bowie
46. Jello Biafra
45. Steven Wright
44. Tom Wolfe
43. Stanley Kubrick
42. Albert Camus
41. Patti Smith
40. Susan Sontag

39. Chuck Paluhnick
38. Michelangelo Antonioni
37. Stephin Merritt
36. Ira Glass and Sarah Vowell
35. Ingmar Bergman
34. Brian Eno
33. William S. Burroughs
32. Matthew Barney
31. Laurie Anderson
30. Truman Capote
29. Lester Bangs
28. Howard Zinn
27. Sylvia Plath
26. Salvador Dali
25. Woody Allen
24. Soren Kierkegaard
23. Chuck Klosterman
22. Hal Hartey
21. Leonard Cohen

...And the top 20 all-stars!...

20. David Sedaris
19. Salmon Rushdie
18. Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon
17. Jean-Michel Basquiat
16. David Byrne
15. Jean-Paul Sartre
14. Jim Jarmusch
13. Lou Reed
12. Jack Kerouac
11. Morrissey
10. John Zorn
9. John Cage
8. Hunter S. Thompson
7. Kurt Vonnegut
6. Bertolt Brecht
5. Tom Waits
4. Frederick Nietschze
3. Jean-Luc Godard
2. Noam Chomsky
1. Andy Warhol

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Monday, June 09, 2008

Crapface 37: Station IDs Seem So Passe

Episode 37
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Running time: 57:32


Myla and the Captain return from a LONG hiatus in the new downtown pad. We talk about our new relationships, movies, Myla's teaching gig, and lots more. The Downtown Warrior even stops by for a visit with presents!

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Crapface 36: Don't Let My Lust For You Impair Our Friendship

Episode 36
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Running time: 32:29


Kait and Ariel join Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team for a playful Skype romp about phalli, hot cross buns, Richie Scurvy, and more. For the first time in a long time, VH1 and the Gilmore Girls don't come up in conversation. Be sure to check out the links this week.

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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Crapface 35: Dinner for 2 with PFA

Episode 35
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Running time: 1:02:52


Ask and Ye Shall Recieve... PFA! The original lords of Pretentiousness duck it in from the Casa de Capitan in Orlando on WEH DAY of all days! Weh day is often celebrated around Superbowl Sunday as a way to counteract the energy of rainy television broadcasts with awesomeness and organic food and chanting and baked goods!

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Monday, January 08, 2007

Grandma Party Returns, 4/7/7

For those of you that don't know, you can hear some of our previous talks about Grandma Party in past episodes:
Posts tagged as Grandma Party on PFAlliance.BlogSpot.com

YO YO YO GRANDMA PARTY PEOPLE!

We didn't forget about you, and we hope you have not forgotten us.

Looky here…

The third randomly intervaled Grandma Party Bazaar is happening on
April 7th 2007 in the luxurious Stardust Parking
Lot.

If you are receiving this email it means you were a vendor at a
pervious bazaar. We want to give top priority to you guys. You can
secure your spot in one of two ways:

You can sign up by sending 25 dollars through pay pal to Casey
Or
You can save 5 bucks and pay Casey 20 dollars at the EARLY VENDOR SIGN
UP MEETING on January 15th at 8 PM at Stardust.

If neither of these is possible, get in touch with casey (via above email or myspace) and a special
emergency plan can be put into action, just because we love you that
much.

When you sign up please give a description of what your
booth will hold and also if you plan on having a tent. This will help
us when we make the layout for the whole bazaar.

More information will be coming at you soon. Expect the normal or not
so normal grandma party shenanigans.

Loves
Grandma Party

P.S. …. JT will be back in town and he wants to see all of you.

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Crapface 34 - Do you want a beer?

Episode 34
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Running time: 12:08


Myla and the Captain reach their first Anniversary as Crapfaces! It's official! The venue is Austin's Coffee following the Marc with a C Holiday special with Bhren. Mumpsy makes a special unexpected appearance as well. Than you Crapfaces, we wish you a Pretentious New Year!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • We're back!
  • Marc with a C Holiday Show with Bhren
  • One Year 'Versary
  • Man Huggin'!
  • "That is a pretentious device"
  • "IKEA is their 'Third Place'?"
  • Austin's and Stardust are Third Places
  • "I hear that Grandma Party is coming back"
  • Pan-dos
  • "Goin' to Denny's?" "For a chicken Frontega Sandwich!"
  • Ryan's Car Keys
  • Here comes Mumpsy "You wanna interview me?"
  • Strawberry Pancakes
  • Tahiti 80 - Fosbury
  • Mumpsy has a band, we saw them at Holiday Help Out
  • "I'm a roadie by choice!"
  • Sandwiches, Coffee and Tea
  • Myla is Hungry
  • Thank you!!
  • PRETENT-shirts
  • Shrink Your Ecological Footprint, which is now a podcast with Gina
  • Happy 2007
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Saturday, October 28, 2006

Mark Baratelli Asks: How Do You Feel?

Our good friend and fellow podcaster Mark Baratelli has luanched a video version of his audio podcast "How Do You Feel?" On top of that, he has branded all of his podcasts as "Mark Baratelli Presents" (or so it would seem from his MySpace page). Now let's watch the insanity as it rolls by...

Mark will tell you how you should feel
www.myspace.com/howdoyoufeelpodcast

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Crapface 33 - Back from Hiatus

Episode 33
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Running time: 14:03


Myla and the Captain do their first podcast from a car driving down I-4 toward Pleasure Island for Katharine's going away bash.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • We gonna get you some FRESH CHICKEN!
  • We're in my car
  • Going to see Katharine
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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Crapface 32 - PFA Back to School Special

Episode 32
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Running time: 36:21


Amy, Kait, the Makeout Maven, Myla and the Captain convene at Kait's house for a recital, a reading, and news from Athens PopFest 2006.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Bass Clarinet Recital
  • Piano Concerto
  • Dramatic Reading
  • Athens PopFest 2006 Report
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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Crapface 31 - Metaphorically Speaking

Episode 31
crapface_31.mp3
Running time: 1:02:48


Kait and Catherine return with Leroy for early morning hung-over musings on movies, mini-societies, and male archetypes. Kait's West Orlando house is the locale for said exchange. Check out the first show with a name like Crapface recorded before sunset!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • How goes the show?
  • Who is here?
  • The show isn't out yet, but it is...
  • Affluent townie band kids
  • Myla's underwear
  • Education
  • Microcosms upon microcosms
  • "Echo Boomers"
  • No one day marked the beginning of a movement
  • The Sandlot
  • TV as pain killer
  • Willow by George Lucas
  • Shoes with Wheels
  • Top Secret starring Val Kilmer
  • Scary Movie / Not Another Teen Movie
  • Let's address the original topic
  • Kalee on Firefly
  • Basing life on TV
  • When Harry Met Sally
  • "Code Switching" - Assuming Roles
  • Exploring Identity at a tender stage
  • "It's always good to interrupt him
  • "We are changing the world with this show"
  • "I just know what movies he likes"
  • The Captain is proud of us
  • Harry Potter as a banned book
  • Self-referentiality and slowly descending into chaos
  • "We should do this at the end of every show"
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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Crapface 30b - The Aloma Chronicles Part 3

Episode 30b
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Running time: 33:00


The people: Kait. Catherine. Marc. Nicole. The place: The Mellow Mushroom, Winter Park, Florida. Some of the names have been changed to protect the pretentious. Myla Goldberg. The Captain of the Other Team. and Paul, the unknowing waitor who witnessed it all going down. This is the third installment of: The Aloma Chronicles.

We join our story, already in progress. For the first half of this show, please download Episode 30a.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Pizza is served
  • Tommy the Musical
  • Death Day Songs
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Crapface 30a - The Aloma Chronicles Part 2

Episode 30a
crapface_30a.mp3
Running time: 30:40


The people: Kait. Catherine. Marc. Nicole. The place: The Mellow Mushroom, Winter Park, Florida. Some of the names have been changed to protect the pretentious. Myla Goldberg. The Captain of the Other Team. and Paul, the unknowing waitor who witnessed it all going down. This is the second installment of: The Aloma Chronicles.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Film Scores
  • Musicals
  • PFA Beers
  • 80's Music
  • Phish
  • Camera Obscura
  • Tilly and the Wall
  • Carribeeean? Car-ribean?
  • Book vs. Movie
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Crapface 29 - PFAs in Stereo

Episode 29
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Running time: 43:43


Kait and Catherine sit at Austin Coffee and film out by Aloma Ave. in Winter Park for an audio-sensory experience the likes of which our audience has never concieved of... podcasting in stereo!

If you don't normally do so, PLEASE listen to this one on headphones. Expect to hear lots of music speak, news from Germany and lots of dirty-minded commentary.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Billy Idol + a trombone + an airplane
  • Literary geek-ism
  • Catharine's trip to Europe
  • Great British-isms
  • Florida Music Festival, The Heatens, Dodger, Band Marino
  • TJ Dawe and the Fringe
  • Captain's Question: If you're pretentious, must you be whiny?
  • Bobby McFerrin
  • Girl Talk
  • Heathers
  • "This is not a politics show Myla..."
  • Stonehenge
  • Lil' Miss Catharine and Dye-Job Kait
  • Blue hair on a school field trip
  • Hi to Rhiannon on the Frappr
  • We have an audience
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Friday, July 14, 2006

Crapface 28 - We're Getting Metatextual

Episode 28
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Running time: 52:59


Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team duet on the day of the Canadian Terrorist attacks - Sweden, IKEA, Science and so much more.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • IKEA Comes to Orlando
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Monday, June 19, 2006

Crapface 27 - Join the Orgy

Episode 27
crapface_27.mp3
Running time: 28:57


All-Star PFA Podcast from Stardust starring John "The Critic", Kyle "The Student of the Game", Nicole "Leslie Ann Levine", Marc "Big Dick McGee", and "Dani O" of the DMAC Poetry Slam. We also take a break in the middle of the show to hear a sample of Carin's stand-up performance.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Roudntable All-Star Podcast
  • Carin's TV Bit
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Saturday, June 10, 2006

Crapface 26 - Why We Do It

Episode 26
crapface_26.mp3
Running time: 19:23


Andrea Geneste joins Myla and the Captain, Skype style, all the way from New York. Dre drops some ill rhymes on our pretentious asses! This episode should be more than an hour, but as we say early on, there were some technical difficulties.

Topics discussed in this show:
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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Special Event - marc. with a c. and friends

marc. with a c.
hosted by Liberatr.net

Friday, June 2nd, 9:00PM
Stardust Video and Coffee
1842 Winter Park Rd.

With guests:
Carin (stand-up comedy)
Hollywood Beach Brian

Between each performance (and likely after the show), all of the Liberatr.net podcast hosts will be in attendance. Come and meet and greet Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team (You can't spell crapface without PFA), Marc, Nicole and Ryan (Zanzibar Lounge), Kyle (The Student of the Game) and as many of our past guests as we can muster up!

The show is FREE, so don't say you can't afford it. We will have "pretentious" t-shirts, MP3 CDs and more goodies for you.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Crapface 25b - Top of the Pops!

Episode 25a
crapface_25b.mp3
Running time: 40:52


Cabaret Mark Baratelli joins Myla and the Captain. We rock the Stardust cafe and talk about Fringe and Fellatio.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Improv Cabaret
  • Pretentious Fucks
  • Pitchfork and the Sentinel
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Crapface 25a - Like a Lexus

Episode 25a
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Running time: 31:32


Our 25th Episode!
Cabaret Mark Baratelli joins Myla and the Captain. We rock the Stardust cafe and talk about Fringe and Fishbowls.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Improv Cabaret
  • Pretentious Fucks
  • Stardust and PFAs
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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Crapface 24 - Gina's Big List of Common Sense

Episode 24
crapface_24.mp3
Running time: 51:36


Gina Riggio joins Myla, the Captain and Andrea. Songs by Gina and the Big list of Common Sense Things.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Saving the environment
  • Do-it-yourself for the Earth
  • Songs by Gina
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Crapface 23 - Flexing Our 1st Amendment Muscle

Episode 23
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Running time: 54:05


Myla and the Captain duck it in from Natura Coffee and Tea near UCF about... POLITICS!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Bubble Tea
  • Freedom
  • Steven Colbert
Myla's Question: Do you care what happens to you after you die?

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Saturday, May 06, 2006

Crapface 22 - GRANDMA PARTY LIVE

Episode 22
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Running time: 18:54


Myla and the Captain are joined by Ashley of DIH Magazine, JT of Grandma Party and Jen live from Grandma Party on April 22nd at Stardust Video and Coffee.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • We are finally at Grandma Party, and right next to the music tent.
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Friday, April 28, 2006

Katharine's Mix Tape

At Grandma Party on Saturday, Katharine passed us a CD of old-school favorites, ironic selections, a few VERY PFA songs, and of course robot songs. I listened to it last night and I absolutely loved it!

Here is the track list:

  1. I am Polite - Brick Tamland
  2. I know what it is to be young - Orson Welles
  3. j'suis snob - Boris Vian
  4. Beige - Ken Nordine
  5. Oops, I did it again - Max Raabe & Palast Orchestra
  6. You can't roller skate in a Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller
  7. Eat my Brain - The Odds
  8. Prithee (Do not ask for love) - The Monkees
  9. Mucha Muchacha - Esquivel
  10. Robot Love - Victor Lams
  11. Zoom a Little Zoom - Tom Glazer & Dottie Evans
  12. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park - Tom Lehrer
  13. 13 - Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet
  14. Europa & the Pirate Twins - Thomas Dolby
  15. After Hours - Velvet Underground
I have a feeling Katharine is a veteran mix-taper.

As always, don't forget to check out blissfullybitter.com for more works from our latest guest.

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Monday, April 24, 2006

Crapface 21 - People would slap you for that

Episode 21
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Running time: 26:46


WHiRR's Katharine joins Myla and the Captain for a rapid-fire session of topics and PFA-ities. This was supposed to be the shortest topic list ever, but apparently it's not. JERK!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Rapid Fi-ah!
  • "What did the Captain do this weekend?"
  • He saw your momma at Will's Pub this weekend.
  • Pick a topic!
  • Salad Fingers - Creepy and sad animation.
  • The PFA Hotspot of Palm Beach County
  • "If you lack hazelnut, that makes you totally PFA."
  • They Might Be Giants in St. Pete!
  • "I named my cat Linnell, because he's striped."
  • Saved by the Bell on Adult Swim
  • "I think it's just an excuse to show Jessi freaking out on caffiene pills."
  • My turn!
  • Confessions of a Movie Narcoleptic
  • "You can't so see it - JERK!"
  • Imogen Heap at the Social
  • How we decide that Imogen is PFA
  • Rock'n'Roll Confidential - Hall of Douchebags
  • "The band is no sort of place for a fat man."
  • More flatulence.
  • "I'm gonna get a suntan at Grandma Party this weekend. It's gonna be awesome."
  • Grandma Party's Out for Blood!
  • Captain recorded a live Yip-Yip show.
  • "Those guys must be like 85 pounds."
  • Katherine feels obligated to mention Marc w/ a C.
  • Is his name actually Marcus? We've learned something new!
  • Lame plug for for Live @ Liberatr.net
  • Natalie in Brooklyn, we love you!
  • Yaaaaaaay!
  • "Don't forget your boyfriend's phone number on the radio show."
  • We need a Boris PDA/flask.
  • "It used to stand for Secret Boyfriend, but we've been together for five years, so I think the secret's out."
  • "This is the longest conversation I've ever had."
  • Katherine has to go...
  • Exploding hi-five!
  • Let's say goodbye again! Clap for Katherine!
  • Saturday 12-1 podcast
  • "That was the beginning of my Four-Part Fart!"
  • Roommates, hanging out, as Boris would say, "Oh my!"
  • Myla needs to be put to bed!
  • "We need some Boris buttons! PEACE!"


Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Crapface 20 - DON'T

Episode 20
crapface_20.mp3
Running time: 43:05


WHiRR's Katharine joins Myla and the Captain for talks of etiquette, robots, music, untrained artisans, and of course Canada.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Don't talk about yourself or your affairs
  • Podcoast Hast
  • Katharine is here
  • Loud roommates - One Tree Hill
  • Mistaken Identity
  • "I don't get to take it home"
  • Why Katharine is here
  • Craft Community
  • Art Fairs don't have Robots
  • Uberbot - Kidrobot
  • Boris, the Saucy Millionaire
  • Uneducated Listeners
  • "Where do robots come from?"
  • Last week's G-ma Party insanity
  • "The End"
  • "but I didn't study to do that either"
  • "The PFA was out-PFA'd"
  • "0wn3d with a capital P"
  • Napoleon and Satie
  • "Vivar l'Amateur"
  • "You don't have to stay in school"
  • 100 Most Metal Moments
  • "More Famous than Metal Rob"
  • Biker Fox
  • Stuff on my Cat
  • Crapface Alliance
  • The PTA?
  • Life-Size Boris
  • ::popcorn::
  • You went by Train, Plane and Automobile
  • "Over-segueing!"
  • The Commonwealth of Pretentious
  • This show exists because Myla doesn't have a car
  • Band Geeks
  • Not insane enough to be in the drum studio
  • Vociferous Armpit Noises
  • UCF Fake Flagellance Ensemble
  • Grandma Party
  • We have images associated with each show
  • Sex Clue
  • We don't have a rape closet
  • Is the ghetto empty?
  • John Candy!
  • News Radio
  • Famous Canadians
  • The Kids in the Hall
  • "Two Words: Christian Slater"
  • Heathers, Election
  • Johnny-come-lately
  • Obnoxious "Punk"
  • US vs. Canada / Red vs. Blue
  • We love Austin
  • "Slow Chaos"
  • We will do a 2nd show
Myla's Question: Send us pictures of Stuff on your Cat!
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Friday, April 14, 2006

Crapface 19 - You don't want a Neck Beard

Episode 19
crapface_19.mp3
Running time: 22:08


Grandma Party's Isaac, JT and Casey Join Myla and the Captain for what can only be described as a first in podcasting.

Since this show is more interesting than all of the other ones we've done, it has taken a great deal of time to properly harness the topic list.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • "This is really it!"
  • What exactly have we gotten ourselves into?
  • We're in Isaac's house.
  • Whooooo!
  • Some sort of a grand entrance going on...
  • "Don't sit on it!"
  • "Let's get to the chit-chat."
  • Intros: Isaac, Casey, JT, some other people who didn't talk.
  • "Just let him feed you!"
  • Getting sexy at alarming rates.

  • Introduction to the Communion
  • "What the hell is Grandma Party?"
    • Shuffleboard Knitting
    • Conception Stories
    • "Somehow on a houseboat, with a lot of hurricanes..."
    • Layers, yeah, lots of them.
  • Jurassic Park 3
  • Tee hee hee!
  • "Casey does not know how to knit."
  • More communion talk.
  • "You can loop that shit!"
  • "I thought this was about Grandma Party?"
  • Jesus would be a fan of Grandma Party because he wore sandals and had a beard.
  • Ryan's peeking!
  • "How did you get to be Captain!?"
  • Ryan's answer is way lame.
  • "Are you saying you don't like Friends?"
  • The Official Grandma Party Blood Sacrafice
  • Quiet spaces, subtext
  • 206-666-KNIT
  • "You know who can't see that? CAPTAIN!"
  • Captain and Myla throw down!
  • Meeting all terms and conditions.
  • "Talk like that makes me want to blood sacrafice you right now."
  • Bazaar - Blood Sacrafice - the 22nd - Stardust Parking Lot
  • Actually giving Communion.
  • Isaac's cheered-on exit.
  • "We got more than we could have ever hoped for."
  • Interview with the stuffed loon.
  • "You tell me when you're done."
  • It's like Back to the Future.
  • "Longest goodbye ever..."



Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.
Also also: Tell us about some cool things coming from Canada.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Crapface 18b - The Surreal Life

Episode 18b
crapface_18b.mp3
Running time: 27:39



Two-parter brings it back around y'all! Myla and the Captain spit on Sesame Street, TV shows and plenty of the usual. And because this topic list totally sucked, Myla decided to use her editing powers to make it, well, unsuck. Nice!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • "It overtook my life for four months."
  • Percussionists love these little ring-like chocolate chip cookies.
  • Broke Ass Cafe au Lait

  • 8 months, 6 days, and no giant rabbit at the end
  • "We need something to read off."
  • Infants watching Sesame Street DVDs?
  • Tickle Me Elmo - God, we're old!
  • Captain started piano @ age 8! (plug for music ed)
  • Vomiting over Teletubbies
  • We teach the kids words in other languages (like suscribe please!)
  • The Oncoming Asian Century
  • The Importance of Being Er-Earnest
  • Speaking of next week...
  • Sorry, boys!
  • Make It Short - David Applebaum (aka an "O.C." co-writer)
  • PFAs need to turn off the brain, with TV!
  • That wacky transgender sister of the other Arquettes
  • Petition of one other person!
  • Drilled into my skull since I was 9, maybe 12
  • "I thank God for Anna every day."
  • Geeks, sci-fi...Entertainment Weekly's best show of 2005?
  • Mom's gonna whack me if I interrupt the Sopranos
  • Worst seg EVER!
  • Drunk Jenn on speakerphone! Shavat Shalom!
  • Do we ever really talk quickly about anything?
  • Periods and Solliloquists don't mix
  • DJ JaunTy...
  • Lillian's in Lakeland
  • Because Myla's gotta be Myla...
  • Listen up to the PFA PSAs!!!
  • T-shirts at Grandma Par-tay!
  • I know Colin, I need Colin, I know we need Colin Meloy...
  • long, longer, longest
  • Kinder, Gentler, kind of Fireside Chat. :)

Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.
Also also: Tell us about some cool things coming from Canada.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
Links referenced in this show:

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Crapface 18a - Get yourself a juice!

Episode 18a
crapface_18a.mp3
Running time: 31:12


Apolagetic Myla and the Captain talk about the Captain's Podcasting Roots and the Real Myla Goldberg. Also LiveJournal vs. OpenDiary, and a 2-parter To Be Continued...

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Putting the verb in the right place
  • Smarter than us?
  • Myla Goldberg
  • "I have fans"
  • Covering Myla's Ass - Copyright, Slander, Vinyl Records
  • "And she sings songs and shit"
  • We're not in SAG
  • We've come a long long way together
  • Captain's TV Habits
  • VideoHits-1 - Really PFA?
  • Best Week Ever - Snakes on a Plane
  • How podcasting in this context came to be
  • "Leftist Radical Hollywood"
  • How Podcasts Work
  • "Fine... I DO love it..."
  • Our other shows
  • What to call it?
  • "If I had a camera right now..."
  • Liberatr Network
  • 'Clever Dan' is born
  • "`What are you up to?` I'm up to this!"
  • Gratis Bandwidth
  • To do your taxes?
  • Torn Down - "They bring out the stools"
  • Dirty Secret Confessional
  • "It's good songwriting... sortof?"
  • "I'm tired of things being `practical`"
  • OpenDiary vs. LiveJournal
  • "Sorry I got here sooner than you did, JERK!"
  • Phil - Party Foul
  • The MySpace Diary Migration
  • Pac-Man?
  • "The anti-nerd among nerds"
  • Frikkin' Subscribe!
  • "Is that really an inside joke?"
Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.
Also also: Tell us about some cool things coming from Canada.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
Links referenced in this show:

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Monday, April 10, 2006

Crapface 17 - Nobody does... except us

Episode 17
crapface_17.mp3
Running time: 44:48


Myla and the Captain duck it in from the Casa de Captain, and Paige walks in, but never speaks. We talk about the Most PFA Weekend Ever and the Florida Film Festival.

Disclaimer: I have to apologize for the sub-standard audio on this show, the microphone was facing the wrong way.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Pimp Pants
  • Cheerios
  • Food on our show
  • "What are you... putting in your mouth right now?"
  • Toufayan Flatbread
  • Speaking of Catherine
  • The most PFA weekend on record
  • Pardon or Pardone moi?
  • The Cornerstone of all things PFA in Orlando
  • The Frenchman in Stardust
  • Florida Film Festival
  • "Those are good people to know 'cause they'll keep you alive."
  • Myla, Linear, Linear, Linear
  • "British town, factory closes, they have to do something sexy to save the town"
  • The PFA Priest
  • Sterling Wine and Starbucks
  • Table wine
  • Linear!
  • The Food
  • Make it Short
  • "End of story... I was wasted"
  • Those people aren't supposed to live in Winter Park!"
  • "Marc is protective of his sub"
  • Bow and Curtsey
  • The Spinach Dip
  • Myla's Recital - The PFA Universe
  • O! Canada
  • Paige enters
  • PFrench
  • Those who are smarter than us
  • B.I.K.E.
  • Black Label Bike Club
  • Tall Bike Jousting
  • The Hippie Vegans
  • Critical Mass
  • "The White House needed to spy on them."
  • Minnesota
  • Really Really Really Really Really
  • "What if there is no next time?"
  • "She doesn't like that her life is being shared on the internet."
  • Bill Maher
  • April 7th is difficult
  • Cheerios - Coolest thing ever
  • Family resemblance
  • Buster Poindexter - David Johansen - New York Dolls - "I started punk punk rock!"
Myla's Question: Blonde on Blonde or Pet Sounds?
Captain's Question: What are some of your favorite Canadian PFA things?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
Links referenced in this show:

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Abonnieren, bitte!

Souscrire, si vous plait!
Suscribirse, por favor!
Subscribe, please!

I want to know how many of you kids are listening, and it is MUCH easier to trace if you subscribe subscribe subscribe!


You can use iTunes, Yahoo!, Odeo, or your favorite RSS reader with the feed.

You will get the updates as soon as they are published, and we will know you love and support us. We have been getting LOTS of hits in just the last 4 days, which is spectacular, but it helps to know how many people are listening so we can pay for our hosting.

If you are not familiar with RSS readers and podcatchers, try Juice Reciever, Jäger, FireAnt, or BitTorrent clients like Azureus (with plugins) and plain old RSS readers like Google Reader.

We love that you listen, but we would love you more if you would comment, respond and subscribe, subscribe! Really. If we have concrete numbers we will be inspired to keep rolling these out.

Don't forget that if you go to Liberatr.net you can get bunches of other stuff like live concerts, interviews with filmmakers, Zanzibar Lounges, and more!

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Monday, April 03, 2006

Crapface 16 - We're always live you jerk!

Episode 16
crapface_16.mp3
Running time: 43:03


Nicole, John, Marc and Jen (and Wilbur) join Myla and the Captain for our first on-location show at Stardust! We discuss the Florida Film Festival, Bad Movies, Good Music, and The Independent.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • We just saw Marc
  • Studio Audience
  • "Y'all get the Buggy!"
  • Laura and James - The Dopplegangers
  • The Biggest PFA Weekend on Record
  • "Such vulgar instruments as the bassoon!"
  • "Toasted, like on both sides of the bread"
  • Myla's Wine Stories
  • "Less discerning tastes" "Kind of like Kinky Boots"
  • Myla dancing up
  • The Stewartass
  • Newlydeads
  • "Trannie zombie revenge"
  • Loopholes
  • Special Delivery and cursing
  • Duck Season - a masterpiece
  • "Pelle Rrrrrrojo" "Wikipedia it later"
  • "Totally Wikipedia'd it!"
  • "Oh a tender moment..."
  • C U Next Tuesday
  • The Ambiguously Gay Duo
  • "We are going to Bittorrent that shit all night"
  • Wilbur
  • Godardian Movies
  • The Zanzibar Lounge
  • The Star Wars Holiday Special
  • Harvey Korman was in drag
  • "Stir stir whip stir beat"
  • VH1 Classic - Pete Townsend
  • Back to PFA
  • Blonde on Blonde
  • "I warrant Death"
  • The Independent
  • Ludacris' Posse
  • Angus McWitherspoon
  • Magnolia
  • 2 Lawsuits
  • The podcast does not like you, Spiky-Haired Guy
  • The DJ at the Enzian
  • Rhyme Skills
  • Morrissey
  • "You can be PFA and like money"
  • Stardust
  • We recorded this concert
  • Marc and Wilbur
  • "Watch VH1's Best week ever"
Myla's Question: Blonde on Blonde or Pet Sounds?
Captain's Question: What are some of your favorite Canadian PFA things?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Monday, March 27, 2006

Crapface 15 - Musical Meters and Dynamics

Episode 15
crapface_15.mp3
Running time: 24:14


Drunk Jenn and Professor Kate join Myla and the Captain in a departure from our normal ramblings. For now, I'll just let it be a surprise, and do the full write-up after the spring has sprung.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Drunk Jenn's Big Adventure
Myla's Question: Let's Fugue!
Captain's Question: What are some of your favorite Canadian PFA things?
AND... What are some anthems of our generation (music, movies, art)?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Saturday, March 18, 2006

Crapface 14 - Not a Real Human Body

Episode 14
crapface_14.mp3
Running time: 37:30


Drunk Jenn and Professor Kate join Myla and the Captain about box wine, VD, Gays in the Arts, Drum Corps and as always, Local Music
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Anna... Pictures
  • Martha Stewart
  • The Chlamydia Song
  • "Jackson has VD?" ... "I put beer in there!"
  • Box Wine
  • "I love you" "My garlic bread's f*cking cold!"
  • "You'll find your Lloyd"
  • Anthems? "We should be recording this conversation"
  • "Why is there a pony on the table?"
  • Wal-Mart's storm trackers
  • "Wal-Mart is better prepared for natural disasters than out National Government"
  • Our Show as Gilligan's Island
  • The Keys
  • "I had mono"
  • Gay populations
  • Arts-related Fields
  • Natural Gatherings
  • Why pop music is bigger than classical
  • The Cult of...
  • Drum Corps
  • Bass Drum
  • "Band Geek Band Geek Band Geek Drunk Jenn"
  • The Real Myla Goldberg - Bee Season
  • "You OWN those socks!"
  • "The biz is not happy"
  • Reading Shows
  • Jennannapalooza
  • Kate + Myla's Recital
  • Grandma Party
  • The Unwritten Code of Stardust
  • Orlando Sentinel Show
  • Diversify your bonds
Myla's Question: Will you ride a unicycle and juggle at my recital on the 26th?
Captain's Question: What are some of your favorite Canadian PFA things?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Monday, March 06, 2006

Crapface 13 - It's a line from a song that I heard this one time

Episode 13
crapface_13.mp3
Running time: 1:04:04


Myla and the Captain duet about Arizona, punk, post-punk, the French in the late 19th century, Situationalism, and so much more.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Los labios en fuego
  • Lucky number 13
  • "I went to Pine Ridge you bastard!"
  • Deltona vs. Kissimmee
  • The Supervillains
  • Arizona and the Captain's Tucson Mountain Jam
  • "The Captain's pitch was a little off"
  • Myla's Vegetarianism
  • Project Darfur
  • Following Bands
  • Myla's Posters
  • France/Moulin Rouge/Sonic Youth
  • "Research is merely obsession with more sophisticated terminology"
  • Moulin Rouge
  • Hold Please
  • Post-Punk
  • Set lists
  • Bands that evolve and human tastes in music
  • Back to Velvet Underground
  • "Godfather of punk rock sings 'Feelin hot hot hot'"
  • The Sex Pistols were an episode of Makng the Band
  • Situationalism and the Sex Pistols
  • When Punk Died
  • "Punk's not dead, she's just in bed"
  • Wikipedia
  • Dickens and Liszt
  • Joe Green and The Woman who Strayed
  • Frappr
  • Grandma Party
  • Shows and Events
  • Viva Variety
  • Closing
Myla's Question: What other CDs have been made into 24K gold?
Captain's Question: Are you smarter than us? Challenge us.
Friggin' Question: What are some of your top 5 Love Songs?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Monday, February 20, 2006

Crapface 11 - I like ducks the best

Episode 11
crapface_11.mp3
Running time: 51:29


Jackson comes back for another talk with Myla and the Captain about pop music, sex and French pretention.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Jackson is back
  • Commentaries, boxed sets, and special editions
  • 24K Gold CDs
  • "Spiral Ben & Jerry's"
  • How many dead artists are not 'dead'?
  • Myla's undergrad dissertation: popular music as related to high art
  • 1980s New York Post-Punk to 1880s Cabaret Artistic
  • Myla is going to pfail pfrench
  • Sleepy time
  • SxSW
  • A Canadian to 'do' list
  • SxSW as a PFA Honeymoon
  • Thank you Band Marino
  • Myla hates Rob Thomas
  • J-Lo
  • Jaime Foxx
  • Trapped in the Closet
  • The Grammys
  • The Grand Canyon
  • "Double Entendre..." "That doesn't make any sense"
  • Ironic Love Songs
  • Van Morrison
  • Songwriters' Songs are more popular when they are covers
  • It is OK to like pop
  • bougoisie
  • the French 2nd Empire
  • "This is so PFA I can't even stand it"
  • "We fucking started the Renaissance"
  • True intensity
  • "Don't expect them to like the president! NEWS FLASH!"
  • "Don't kill each other"
  • "I like ducks the best"
  • "You can't escape your destiny"
Myla's Question: What other CDs have been made into 24K gold?
Captain's Question: Are you smarter than us? Challenge us.
Friggin' Question: What are some of your top 5 Love Songs?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
Links referenced in this show:

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Myla's Mixtape

So kids - I promised I'd post it, and here it is.

This is the mixtape that my amazing boyfriend John made me for our two year anniversary, which was a few weeks ago. I am finally posting it because it's Sunday night and not much else is getting done, anyway!

TAKE NOTES, PRESUMPTUOUS TWENTY-SOMETHINGS WHO WANT TO TELL A GIRL YOU LOVE HER!!!

1. Polaris - Hey Sandy
2. Sonic Youth - Kool Thing
3. Shudder to Think feat. Billy Corgan - I Was Born, but I Was Bored
4. Kidz Bop - Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand)
5. Syreeta - Harmour Love (theme from Junebug)
6. The Magnetic Fields - 100,000 Fireflies
7. Metric - Succexxy
8. John Vanderslice - Exodus Damage
9. The Go-Betweens - Right Here
10. Jonathan Richman - Her Mystery, Not of High Heels
11. Adam Green - Emily
12. James Kochalka - President Kochalka
13. The Flatmates - Happy All the Time
14. Otis Redding - (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher
15. Miles Davis - Embraceable You
16. Bob Dylan - Love Minus Zero/No Limit
17. Mumpsy - You Are a Golden God
18. The Decemberists - Bridges and Balloons
19. Frank Black feat. Jean Black - Strange Goodbye
20. Leonard Cohen feat. Sharon Robinson - Nightingale
21. The Housemartins - I'll Be Your Shelter
22. David Bowie - Across the Universe
23. The Robot Ate Me - Just One Girl

THAT IS HOW IT'S DONE, KIDS!!!

and Myla just wants to say that she loves her John forever and ever, and that he is the best thing to happen to her whole life. true love exists - don't be too PFA to believe in even that. :)

and you can also check out Myla's livejournal (updated sporadically) at myla__goldberg.livejournal.com

that's two, count 'em, two underscores. if that doesn't scream hipper than thou, I'll just go ahead and scream those words on the next podcast. watch me!

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Crapface 10 - Food Coloring Doesn't Exist

Episode 10
crapface_10.mp3
Running time: 39:56


Jackson joins Myla and the Captain for a recap of Weh Day, where the Captain got a chance to ask Gina and her friend Jade about the first PFA holiday of the year. Weh day comes but once a football season, and we captured part of the party. Jackson sticks around afterwards for fun times in PFA headquarters.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Jackson and Jeff in the house
  • Black Bean Dip
  • Weh Day
  • Gina and Jade in Arizona on Superbowl Sunday
  • Gina sings a song: TATA box
  • 5th annual
  • It's mating season for frogs
  • "I sleep when the sun is up"
  • The ABC Song with wine
  • "Your liver has been ensorceled"
  • Gina sings the Raisin Song
  • How to have a Weh Day Celebration
  • What is making the WEH WEH?
  • "How long ago was it?"
  • "Watch out!" Musical instrument inventory
  • How do you know Mumpsy?
  • Jennannapalooza
  • Rockin' Bassoon
  • "I used to teach little kids"
  • "Winter Springs, where there are cults and bears"
  • Sex Clue
  • "Holy Crap I might be a godmother"
  • "The patron saint of all nerds"
  • "It's like a conquest"
  • To 'do' lists
  • "100% love"
  • The end
Myla's Question: What is your fav. VH1 Behind the Music moment?
Captain's Question: Are you smarter than us? Challenge us.
Friggin' Question: What are some of your top 5 Love Songs?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Crapface 09 - That was like ESPN!

Episode 09
crapface_09.mp3
Running time: 49:14


Mumpsy joins Myla and the Captain for an action-packed wacky discussion on music, counterpoint, and equestrian love. Mumpsy graces us with two songs, "From a Bull's Eye" and "You Are a Golden God".
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Microphone hogs
  • Jeff Ilgenfritz is Mumpsy
  • Bach and Beethoven
  • Inside Jokes
  • Audacity no more
  • Counterpoint
  • Jackson on the phone
  • Britney - "Her boobs are music"
  • Beat Box Mumpsy
  • Jeff Plays a Song - "From a Bull's Eye"
  • What's the process?
  • Pandora and the Music Genome Project - free custom radio stations
  • The Captain has a psychic connection with Pandora and Mumpsy
  • Bach vs. Dickens
  • "Liszt could kick anyone's ass"
  • Clue Porn
  • TV Dinners
  • "It sounds like we're gonna be in a Spaghetti Westen in a second" "Can't have the cowboy hat without the assless chaps"
  • Jeff in class
  • Princess Sparkle and Captain Oats
  • Jeff Plays a Song - "You Are a Golden God"
  • "Mumpsy Mumpsy Mumpsy!"
  • "Females are good, they are powerful, and they know more than men."
  • Bazookas? Avocados
  • "Look at that chin! Goodnight."
Myla's Question: What is your fav. VH1 Behind the Music moment?
Captain's Question: Are you smarter than us? Challenge us.
Friggin' Question: What are some of your top 5 Love Songs?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Friday, February 10, 2006

Crapface 08 - How to Make an Indy Rock Love Mixtape

Episode 08
crapface_08.mp3
Running time: 57:20


A duet-cast with a cranky Myla and a tired Captain. We talk about indy rock love mixtapes, among other things. The show was re-recorded many many times, and the audio quality goes crazy near the end of the show, but at least we didn't lose everything!
Topics discussed in this show:
  • This is take 4
  • We are on iTunes - search for crapface
  • "You're not special, but please click on our Google ads"
  • Smashing Pumpkins @ Coachella - NOT!
  • Top 20 Love Songs?
  • The Cure is a Love Band
  • 5 Simple Rules to make an Indy Rock Love Mixtape:
    • Tip 1: No Repeats
    • Tip 2: Variety, Asshole!
    • Tip 3: Pick things your SigOth likes
    • Tip 4: Give him or her something new
    • Tip 4.1: Be Positive
    • Tip 5: Segues!!!
    • Tip 6: Put her name on it!
  • Songs with sequels are allowed - Schumann
  • The Mountain Goats prove that LiveJournal is cool
  • "Don't use eclectic wantonly"
  • Kidz Bop's "Take Me Out"
  • "Every time John makes me a... milkshake"
  • Hip-hop Love Songs?
  • Sad music can be uplifting too
  • Smooth Jazz? Try the New Age section
  • "Pantera Love Mix"
  • "We'll Skype your ass!"
  • Sunday Night Vinyl
  • Somebody is trying to sabotage our podcast
  • "Seth & Summer, Princess Sparkle & Captain Oats, TRUE LOVE"
  • Shows
  • "A Rip-Snorter!"
  • "More like small mounds"
  • Our first random comment? Laserdiscs
  • All call for Colin Meloy
  • We want to go to SxSW
Myla's Question: What is your fav. VH1 Behind the Music moment?
Captain's Question: Are you smarter than us? Challenge us.
Friggin' Question: What are some of your top 5 Love Songs?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com. Peace!
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Server Crap

I know I am behind in posting last week's episode, but I have been dealing with server crap. Everything is getting moved to a new machine, and that is the half-dozen sites I maintain, not just the podcast. Look for BUNCHES of new stuff this week.

Also, we are on iTunes' Podcast directory now. Just search the music store for 'crapface' and we will be the only result.

You can also use the following link: You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA on iTunes

If you love us, you will click on our Google ads (^up there^). If you want to be on the show, or you want to tell us we suck (or that we don't), you can send an email to pfalliance@gmail.com or leave comments (at the bottom of each post).

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Monday, January 30, 2006

Crapface 07b - An Awesomer Snack

Episode 07b
crapface_07b.mp3
Running time: 30:21


Gina Riggio joins Myla and the Captain (again), in ARIZONA! Thanks to Pamela for Skype, we are able to bring to you our first remote special guest!
Topics discussed in this show:
  • This is part deux
  • "Random IMs from people that are bizarre"
  • The RPG Nerds
  • Craig's List - "It's like the new ocean!"
  • Gina is on 'strictly platonic'
  • "Anybody I meet on here I automatically don't wanna hang out with" "we can watch movies and eat food together"
  • The Cacophony Society
  • UCF friends are the best
  • "figuring out how to shrink my ecological footprint"
  • Brick Tomatoes and Vegetarian Eggs
  • Hurricanes affect tomatoes?
  • It's good to talk to us
  • Build a community - PFANA? PFAPFA?
  • Gina is going to Argentina
  • Gina's Sustainable Wellness Clinic
  • Orlando Food Co-op?
  • Chocolate covered raisins
  • Stone Soup Collective
  • "My adoring fans, I don't know who you are"
  • "Sun-dried goodness all around"
  • A song by Gina and her friend Brian, "Let Go"

Myla's Question: What is your fav. VH1 Behind the Music moment?
Captain's Question: What do we call the show if it is not a podcast?
Gina's Question: What should she name her album?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com. Peace!
Links referenced in this show:


This podcast was recorded with Pamela for Skype, your personal assistant for Skype.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Crapface 07a - Maybe it is Lack of Books

Episode 07a
crapface_07a.mp3
Running time: 29:29


Gina Riggio joins Myla and the Captain, from ARIZONA! Thanks to Pamela for Skype, we are able to bring to you our first remote special guest!
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Captain loves writing code
  • Here comes Gina
  • "If you're gonna smoke pot, don't do it in your dorm room"
  • "Skype cannot hear you talking?"
  • "The Funny Farm"
  • Gina is a mega-PFA
  • "You can call me Dr. Crapface"
  • "As much noise as we can get in one span of time"
  • Gina's journal/song project
  • The PFA way of songwriting
  • The Elusive Second Album
  • Gina playing that wierd black thing
  • The PFA 'Boxed Set'
  • Our album art/record collection
  • Holy Crap I Love Raisins
  • Why Won't You Fuckers Just Listen to My Songs?
  • Mastering a skill
  • The Waking Life - the Twentysomething Plateau
  • "You have to work hard to be a PFA"
  • "I really gotta start reading, 'cause I don't wanna have a belly"
  • The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
  • Goodbye and A song by Gina, "The Cure for Everything"

Myla's Question: What is your fav. VH1 Behind the Music moment?
Captain's Question: What do we call the show if it is not a podcast?
Gina's Question: What should she name her album?

Our next duck will ALSO be featuring Gina Riggio, a 2-parter! Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com. Peace!
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This podcast was recorded with Pamela for Skype, your personal assistant for Skype.

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Saturday, January 28, 2006

Crapface 06 - Orafice is Spelled Wrong!

Episode 06
crapface_06.mp3
Running time: 42:53


Myla and the Captain duet, mostly about the Coachella show coming up this spring in LA.
Topics covered in this episode:
  • Crushed Red Pepper
  • The Decemberists - becoming too popular?
  • Staying ahead of the curve?
  • Linger behind the curve until you're ahead
  • Myla's obsession with Smashing Pumpins and Billy Corgan
  • Chaos
  • Coachella "Flyer" - Dream Lineup
  • Bad spelling online
  • Billy Corgan is a lurker (online)
  • Paying $50 for concerts
  • "That totally broke my synapse"
  • Captain's Question
  • Myla's new goal: to have Colin Meloy on the show!
  • Colin Meloy - Does he need the Decemberists? yes and no
  • Upcoming Shows
  • Island Oasis?
  • Grammar School
  • Capricorns?
  • Emails
  • "A few conditions that must be met" "I think he means beer"
  • Mumpsy
  • "We're gonna call it a duck"
  • Kyle doesn't believe himself worthy of PFAedness

Myla's Question: What is your favorite memory of VH1 Behind the Music?

Captain's Question: What do we call the show if it is not a podcast?

Our next duck featuring Gina Riggio is coming VERY soon! Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com. Peace!
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Friday, January 20, 2006

Crapface 05 - Good Podcasters Love Company

Episode 05
crapface_05.mp3
Running time: 40:34


Nicole and Marc are back for a second helping of Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team as we tackle a variety of topics, but mostly guilty pleasures. We did lose some parts of the recording, so watch out around 25 minutes in, and try to keep up.
Topics covered in this episode:
  • Strong Mad opens the show
  • Myla and the Captain with Big Dick McGee and Leslie Ann Levine
  • "Brains!"
  • Emails
  • "There's no emoticon for how I feel"
  • "The most beautiful piece of pita I've ever seen" "I spoke too soon"
  • The Inside Joke Noise
  • "I've often woken up with tomato in my heel"
  • "It's just like recording a really good conversation between friends"
  • JT of Grandma Party mails in, but we don't read his mail
  • "We've already done what we set out to do"
  • Rap Snacks with Master P - Big Lots?
  • "There's a new force in breakfast"
  • The Glowy Stickers
  • What would('nt) be on your pleasure island?
  • Animatronic squirrels
  • Un-originality
  • "Bring me your first born children and your diminished 7th chords" "That's the name of my next record"
  • Constantine?
  • Wonder Showzen
  • Guilty Pleasures
  • Eye for an Eye on Channel 27
  • Extreme Akeem with his justice-y baseball bat
  • Tar & Feathers
  • "...and Sig-Oth climed the mountain..."
  • Trapped in the Closet "Fuck R Kelly"
  • John Mayer
  • Moulin Rouge and Grease
  • VH1... 'nuff said
  • Flavor of Love
  • "I know the Macarena's going to be #1 and I keep hoping that it's not so"
  • HARD DRIVE FILLED UP! CRAP!
  • Myla's question is born
  • Scottish Highland Games
  • Another jump in audio
  • Pax Romana
  • The Heathans and Post Records
  • Alt-Country is going to be the in thing of 2006, but is there enough Angst?
  • "Who was in charge of picking the Pixies' opening act?"
  • Hard Rock Zombies
  • Where is Island Oasis?
  • Lightning Mouth and vintage lesbian porn
  • Screamers & An Albatross
  • Band Marino's Moustachio MySpace Bulletin
  • The Last Romantic
  • Myla and the Captain bring beer when you are a guest
  • ...and the show abruptly ends due to a final hard drive failure

Myla's question of the week: Send us your favorite VH1 Behind the Music - pfalliance@gmail.com

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