This is a podcast, not rocket science. You see the link? That points to an mp3 file. You download the file, you listen to the mp3. If you don't want to come back to the site so often, you use iTunes or Juice and subscribe. End of story.
I also thought I should tell you, we use adult language sometimes, so consider yourself warned.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Crapface 39: Backscratchers, Buttwipes and Spaceships

Episode 39
crapface_39.mp3
Running time: 1:26:25


Your favorite Pretentious Fucks are joined by Gina, AKA the Macrame Bird of Prey and Ryan's Cat.

Topics Mentioned in this show:
  • VH1 "Hello? Heroin!"
  • Star Banger vs. Shiny Guy
  • The Space Ship and Setting Expectations
  • Phones
  • "This sucks less" is greater than "We've figured it all out"
  • Putting out fires
  • Bacteria, Poop or Cats?
  • Cat Phones and Ego Phones
  • ITMFA License Plate
  • NEW-PUP-PY! and other 3 syllable chants
  • Anonymous Josh on Celebrity Scooby Doo
  • Bang-Bang!
  • Mystery Train
  • Goat Cheese, Garbage Dreams and Animal Welfare
  • Experimental Film is Cliché
  • Lessons in Shameless Self-Promotion for Jonas Elrod
  • More notes coming soon...


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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Crapface 35: Dinner for 2 with PFA

Episode 35
crapface_35.mp3
Running time: 1:02:52


Ask and Ye Shall Recieve... PFA! The original lords of Pretentiousness duck it in from the Casa de Capitan in Orlando on WEH DAY of all days! Weh day is often celebrated around Superbowl Sunday as a way to counteract the energy of rainy television broadcasts with awesomeness and organic food and chanting and baked goods!

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Crapface 20 - DON'T

Episode 20
crapface_20.mp3
Running time: 43:05


WHiRR's Katharine joins Myla and the Captain for talks of etiquette, robots, music, untrained artisans, and of course Canada.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Don't talk about yourself or your affairs
  • Podcoast Hast
  • Katharine is here
  • Loud roommates - One Tree Hill
  • Mistaken Identity
  • "I don't get to take it home"
  • Why Katharine is here
  • Craft Community
  • Art Fairs don't have Robots
  • Uberbot - Kidrobot
  • Boris, the Saucy Millionaire
  • Uneducated Listeners
  • "Where do robots come from?"
  • Last week's G-ma Party insanity
  • "The End"
  • "but I didn't study to do that either"
  • "The PFA was out-PFA'd"
  • "0wn3d with a capital P"
  • Napoleon and Satie
  • "Vivar l'Amateur"
  • "You don't have to stay in school"
  • 100 Most Metal Moments
  • "More Famous than Metal Rob"
  • Biker Fox
  • Stuff on my Cat
  • Crapface Alliance
  • The PTA?
  • Life-Size Boris
  • ::popcorn::
  • You went by Train, Plane and Automobile
  • "Over-segueing!"
  • The Commonwealth of Pretentious
  • This show exists because Myla doesn't have a car
  • Band Geeks
  • Not insane enough to be in the drum studio
  • Vociferous Armpit Noises
  • UCF Fake Flagellance Ensemble
  • Grandma Party
  • We have images associated with each show
  • Sex Clue
  • We don't have a rape closet
  • Is the ghetto empty?
  • John Candy!
  • News Radio
  • Famous Canadians
  • The Kids in the Hall
  • "Two Words: Christian Slater"
  • Heathers, Election
  • Johnny-come-lately
  • Obnoxious "Punk"
  • US vs. Canada / Red vs. Blue
  • We love Austin
  • "Slow Chaos"
  • We will do a 2nd show
Myla's Question: Send us pictures of Stuff on your Cat!
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Crapface 18a - Get yourself a juice!

Episode 18a
crapface_18a.mp3
Running time: 31:12


Apolagetic Myla and the Captain talk about the Captain's Podcasting Roots and the Real Myla Goldberg. Also LiveJournal vs. OpenDiary, and a 2-parter To Be Continued...

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Putting the verb in the right place
  • Smarter than us?
  • Myla Goldberg
  • "I have fans"
  • Covering Myla's Ass - Copyright, Slander, Vinyl Records
  • "And she sings songs and shit"
  • We're not in SAG
  • We've come a long long way together
  • Captain's TV Habits
  • VideoHits-1 - Really PFA?
  • Best Week Ever - Snakes on a Plane
  • How podcasting in this context came to be
  • "Leftist Radical Hollywood"
  • How Podcasts Work
  • "Fine... I DO love it..."
  • Our other shows
  • What to call it?
  • "If I had a camera right now..."
  • Liberatr Network
  • 'Clever Dan' is born
  • "`What are you up to?` I'm up to this!"
  • Gratis Bandwidth
  • To do your taxes?
  • Torn Down - "They bring out the stools"
  • Dirty Secret Confessional
  • "It's good songwriting... sortof?"
  • "I'm tired of things being `practical`"
  • OpenDiary vs. LiveJournal
  • "Sorry I got here sooner than you did, JERK!"
  • Phil - Party Foul
  • The MySpace Diary Migration
  • Pac-Man?
  • "The anti-nerd among nerds"
  • Frikkin' Subscribe!
  • "Is that really an inside joke?"
Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.
Also also: Tell us about some cool things coming from Canada.

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Monday, April 03, 2006

Crapface 16 - We're always live you jerk!

Episode 16
crapface_16.mp3
Running time: 43:03


Nicole, John, Marc and Jen (and Wilbur) join Myla and the Captain for our first on-location show at Stardust! We discuss the Florida Film Festival, Bad Movies, Good Music, and The Independent.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • We just saw Marc
  • Studio Audience
  • "Y'all get the Buggy!"
  • Laura and James - The Dopplegangers
  • The Biggest PFA Weekend on Record
  • "Such vulgar instruments as the bassoon!"
  • "Toasted, like on both sides of the bread"
  • Myla's Wine Stories
  • "Less discerning tastes" "Kind of like Kinky Boots"
  • Myla dancing up
  • The Stewartass
  • Newlydeads
  • "Trannie zombie revenge"
  • Loopholes
  • Special Delivery and cursing
  • Duck Season - a masterpiece
  • "Pelle Rrrrrrojo" "Wikipedia it later"
  • "Totally Wikipedia'd it!"
  • "Oh a tender moment..."
  • C U Next Tuesday
  • The Ambiguously Gay Duo
  • "We are going to Bittorrent that shit all night"
  • Wilbur
  • Godardian Movies
  • The Zanzibar Lounge
  • The Star Wars Holiday Special
  • Harvey Korman was in drag
  • "Stir stir whip stir beat"
  • VH1 Classic - Pete Townsend
  • Back to PFA
  • Blonde on Blonde
  • "I warrant Death"
  • The Independent
  • Ludacris' Posse
  • Angus McWitherspoon
  • Magnolia
  • 2 Lawsuits
  • The podcast does not like you, Spiky-Haired Guy
  • The DJ at the Enzian
  • Rhyme Skills
  • Morrissey
  • "You can be PFA and like money"
  • Stardust
  • We recorded this concert
  • Marc and Wilbur
  • "Watch VH1's Best week ever"
Myla's Question: Blonde on Blonde or Pet Sounds?
Captain's Question: What are some of your favorite Canadian PFA things?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

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