This is a podcast, not rocket science. You see the link? That points to an mp3 file. You download the file, you listen to the mp3. If you don't want to come back to the site so often, you use iTunes or Juice and subscribe. End of story.
I also thought I should tell you, we use adult language sometimes, so consider yourself warned.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Crapface 36: Don't Let My Lust For You Impair Our Friendship

Episode 36
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Running time: 32:29


Kait and Ariel join Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team for a playful Skype romp about phalli, hot cross buns, Richie Scurvy, and more. For the first time in a long time, VH1 and the Gilmore Girls don't come up in conversation. Be sure to check out the links this week.

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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Crapface 35: Dinner for 2 with PFA

Episode 35
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Running time: 1:02:52


Ask and Ye Shall Recieve... PFA! The original lords of Pretentiousness duck it in from the Casa de Capitan in Orlando on WEH DAY of all days! Weh day is often celebrated around Superbowl Sunday as a way to counteract the energy of rainy television broadcasts with awesomeness and organic food and chanting and baked goods!

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Crapface 34 - Do you want a beer?

Episode 34
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Running time: 12:08


Myla and the Captain reach their first Anniversary as Crapfaces! It's official! The venue is Austin's Coffee following the Marc with a C Holiday special with Bhren. Mumpsy makes a special unexpected appearance as well. Than you Crapfaces, we wish you a Pretentious New Year!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • We're back!
  • Marc with a C Holiday Show with Bhren
  • One Year 'Versary
  • Man Huggin'!
  • "That is a pretentious device"
  • "IKEA is their 'Third Place'?"
  • Austin's and Stardust are Third Places
  • "I hear that Grandma Party is coming back"
  • Pan-dos
  • "Goin' to Denny's?" "For a chicken Frontega Sandwich!"
  • Ryan's Car Keys
  • Here comes Mumpsy "You wanna interview me?"
  • Strawberry Pancakes
  • Tahiti 80 - Fosbury
  • Mumpsy has a band, we saw them at Holiday Help Out
  • "I'm a roadie by choice!"
  • Sandwiches, Coffee and Tea
  • Myla is Hungry
  • Thank you!!
  • PRETENT-shirts
  • Shrink Your Ecological Footprint, which is now a podcast with Gina
  • Happy 2007
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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Crapface 33 - Back from Hiatus

Episode 33
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Running time: 14:03


Myla and the Captain do their first podcast from a car driving down I-4 toward Pleasure Island for Katharine's going away bash.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • We gonna get you some FRESH CHICKEN!
  • We're in my car
  • Going to see Katharine
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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Crapface 32 - PFA Back to School Special

Episode 32
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Running time: 36:21


Amy, Kait, the Makeout Maven, Myla and the Captain convene at Kait's house for a recital, a reading, and news from Athens PopFest 2006.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Bass Clarinet Recital
  • Piano Concerto
  • Dramatic Reading
  • Athens PopFest 2006 Report
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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Crapface 31 - Metaphorically Speaking

Episode 31
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Running time: 1:02:48


Kait and Catherine return with Leroy for early morning hung-over musings on movies, mini-societies, and male archetypes. Kait's West Orlando house is the locale for said exchange. Check out the first show with a name like Crapface recorded before sunset!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • How goes the show?
  • Who is here?
  • The show isn't out yet, but it is...
  • Affluent townie band kids
  • Myla's underwear
  • Education
  • Microcosms upon microcosms
  • "Echo Boomers"
  • No one day marked the beginning of a movement
  • The Sandlot
  • TV as pain killer
  • Willow by George Lucas
  • Shoes with Wheels
  • Top Secret starring Val Kilmer
  • Scary Movie / Not Another Teen Movie
  • Let's address the original topic
  • Kalee on Firefly
  • Basing life on TV
  • When Harry Met Sally
  • "Code Switching" - Assuming Roles
  • Exploring Identity at a tender stage
  • "It's always good to interrupt him
  • "We are changing the world with this show"
  • "I just know what movies he likes"
  • The Captain is proud of us
  • Harry Potter as a banned book
  • Self-referentiality and slowly descending into chaos
  • "We should do this at the end of every show"
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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Crapface 30b - The Aloma Chronicles Part 3

Episode 30b
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Running time: 33:00


The people: Kait. Catherine. Marc. Nicole. The place: The Mellow Mushroom, Winter Park, Florida. Some of the names have been changed to protect the pretentious. Myla Goldberg. The Captain of the Other Team. and Paul, the unknowing waitor who witnessed it all going down. This is the third installment of: The Aloma Chronicles.

We join our story, already in progress. For the first half of this show, please download Episode 30a.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Pizza is served
  • Tommy the Musical
  • Death Day Songs
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Crapface 30a - The Aloma Chronicles Part 2

Episode 30a
crapface_30a.mp3
Running time: 30:40


The people: Kait. Catherine. Marc. Nicole. The place: The Mellow Mushroom, Winter Park, Florida. Some of the names have been changed to protect the pretentious. Myla Goldberg. The Captain of the Other Team. and Paul, the unknowing waitor who witnessed it all going down. This is the second installment of: The Aloma Chronicles.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Film Scores
  • Musicals
  • PFA Beers
  • 80's Music
  • Phish
  • Camera Obscura
  • Tilly and the Wall
  • Carribeeean? Car-ribean?
  • Book vs. Movie
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Crapface 29 - PFAs in Stereo

Episode 29
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Running time: 43:43


Kait and Catherine sit at Austin Coffee and film out by Aloma Ave. in Winter Park for an audio-sensory experience the likes of which our audience has never concieved of... podcasting in stereo!

If you don't normally do so, PLEASE listen to this one on headphones. Expect to hear lots of music speak, news from Germany and lots of dirty-minded commentary.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Billy Idol + a trombone + an airplane
  • Literary geek-ism
  • Catharine's trip to Europe
  • Great British-isms
  • Florida Music Festival, The Heatens, Dodger, Band Marino
  • TJ Dawe and the Fringe
  • Captain's Question: If you're pretentious, must you be whiny?
  • Bobby McFerrin
  • Girl Talk
  • Heathers
  • "This is not a politics show Myla..."
  • Stonehenge
  • Lil' Miss Catharine and Dye-Job Kait
  • Blue hair on a school field trip
  • Hi to Rhiannon on the Frappr
  • We have an audience
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Friday, July 14, 2006

Crapface 28 - We're Getting Metatextual

Episode 28
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Running time: 52:59


Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team duet on the day of the Canadian Terrorist attacks - Sweden, IKEA, Science and so much more.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • IKEA Comes to Orlando
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Monday, June 19, 2006

Crapface 27 - Join the Orgy

Episode 27
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Running time: 28:57


All-Star PFA Podcast from Stardust starring John "The Critic", Kyle "The Student of the Game", Nicole "Leslie Ann Levine", Marc "Big Dick McGee", and "Dani O" of the DMAC Poetry Slam. We also take a break in the middle of the show to hear a sample of Carin's stand-up performance.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Roudntable All-Star Podcast
  • Carin's TV Bit
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Saturday, June 10, 2006

Crapface 26 - Why We Do It

Episode 26
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Running time: 19:23


Andrea Geneste joins Myla and the Captain, Skype style, all the way from New York. Dre drops some ill rhymes on our pretentious asses! This episode should be more than an hour, but as we say early on, there were some technical difficulties.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Crapface 25b - Top of the Pops!

Episode 25a
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Running time: 40:52


Cabaret Mark Baratelli joins Myla and the Captain. We rock the Stardust cafe and talk about Fringe and Fellatio.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Improv Cabaret
  • Pretentious Fucks
  • Pitchfork and the Sentinel
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Crapface 25a - Like a Lexus

Episode 25a
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Running time: 31:32


Our 25th Episode!
Cabaret Mark Baratelli joins Myla and the Captain. We rock the Stardust cafe and talk about Fringe and Fishbowls.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Improv Cabaret
  • Pretentious Fucks
  • Stardust and PFAs
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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Crapface 24 - Gina's Big List of Common Sense

Episode 24
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Running time: 51:36


Gina Riggio joins Myla, the Captain and Andrea. Songs by Gina and the Big list of Common Sense Things.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Saving the environment
  • Do-it-yourself for the Earth
  • Songs by Gina
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Crapface 23 - Flexing Our 1st Amendment Muscle

Episode 23
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Running time: 54:05


Myla and the Captain duck it in from Natura Coffee and Tea near UCF about... POLITICS!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Bubble Tea
  • Freedom
  • Steven Colbert
Myla's Question: Do you care what happens to you after you die?

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Saturday, May 06, 2006

Crapface 22 - GRANDMA PARTY LIVE

Episode 22
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Running time: 18:54


Myla and the Captain are joined by Ashley of DIH Magazine, JT of Grandma Party and Jen live from Grandma Party on April 22nd at Stardust Video and Coffee.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • We are finally at Grandma Party, and right next to the music tent.
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Monday, April 24, 2006

Crapface 21 - People would slap you for that

Episode 21
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Running time: 26:46


WHiRR's Katharine joins Myla and the Captain for a rapid-fire session of topics and PFA-ities. This was supposed to be the shortest topic list ever, but apparently it's not. JERK!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Rapid Fi-ah!
  • "What did the Captain do this weekend?"
  • He saw your momma at Will's Pub this weekend.
  • Pick a topic!
  • Salad Fingers - Creepy and sad animation.
  • The PFA Hotspot of Palm Beach County
  • "If you lack hazelnut, that makes you totally PFA."
  • They Might Be Giants in St. Pete!
  • "I named my cat Linnell, because he's striped."
  • Saved by the Bell on Adult Swim
  • "I think it's just an excuse to show Jessi freaking out on caffiene pills."
  • My turn!
  • Confessions of a Movie Narcoleptic
  • "You can't so see it - JERK!"
  • Imogen Heap at the Social
  • How we decide that Imogen is PFA
  • Rock'n'Roll Confidential - Hall of Douchebags
  • "The band is no sort of place for a fat man."
  • More flatulence.
  • "I'm gonna get a suntan at Grandma Party this weekend. It's gonna be awesome."
  • Grandma Party's Out for Blood!
  • Captain recorded a live Yip-Yip show.
  • "Those guys must be like 85 pounds."
  • Katherine feels obligated to mention Marc w/ a C.
  • Is his name actually Marcus? We've learned something new!
  • Lame plug for for Live @ Liberatr.net
  • Natalie in Brooklyn, we love you!
  • Yaaaaaaay!
  • "Don't forget your boyfriend's phone number on the radio show."
  • We need a Boris PDA/flask.
  • "It used to stand for Secret Boyfriend, but we've been together for five years, so I think the secret's out."
  • "This is the longest conversation I've ever had."
  • Katherine has to go...
  • Exploding hi-five!
  • Let's say goodbye again! Clap for Katherine!
  • Saturday 12-1 podcast
  • "That was the beginning of my Four-Part Fart!"
  • Roommates, hanging out, as Boris would say, "Oh my!"
  • Myla needs to be put to bed!
  • "We need some Boris buttons! PEACE!"


Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Crapface 20 - DON'T

Episode 20
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Running time: 43:05


WHiRR's Katharine joins Myla and the Captain for talks of etiquette, robots, music, untrained artisans, and of course Canada.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Don't talk about yourself or your affairs
  • Podcoast Hast
  • Katharine is here
  • Loud roommates - One Tree Hill
  • Mistaken Identity
  • "I don't get to take it home"
  • Why Katharine is here
  • Craft Community
  • Art Fairs don't have Robots
  • Uberbot - Kidrobot
  • Boris, the Saucy Millionaire
  • Uneducated Listeners
  • "Where do robots come from?"
  • Last week's G-ma Party insanity
  • "The End"
  • "but I didn't study to do that either"
  • "The PFA was out-PFA'd"
  • "0wn3d with a capital P"
  • Napoleon and Satie
  • "Vivar l'Amateur"
  • "You don't have to stay in school"
  • 100 Most Metal Moments
  • "More Famous than Metal Rob"
  • Biker Fox
  • Stuff on my Cat
  • Crapface Alliance
  • The PTA?
  • Life-Size Boris
  • ::popcorn::
  • You went by Train, Plane and Automobile
  • "Over-segueing!"
  • The Commonwealth of Pretentious
  • This show exists because Myla doesn't have a car
  • Band Geeks
  • Not insane enough to be in the drum studio
  • Vociferous Armpit Noises
  • UCF Fake Flagellance Ensemble
  • Grandma Party
  • We have images associated with each show
  • Sex Clue
  • We don't have a rape closet
  • Is the ghetto empty?
  • John Candy!
  • News Radio
  • Famous Canadians
  • The Kids in the Hall
  • "Two Words: Christian Slater"
  • Heathers, Election
  • Johnny-come-lately
  • Obnoxious "Punk"
  • US vs. Canada / Red vs. Blue
  • We love Austin
  • "Slow Chaos"
  • We will do a 2nd show
Myla's Question: Send us pictures of Stuff on your Cat!
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Crapface 19 - You don't want a Neck Beard

Episode 19
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Running time: 22:08


Grandma Party's Isaac, JT and Casey Join Myla and the Captain for what can only be described as a first in podcasting.

Since this show is more interesting than all of the other ones we've done, it has taken a great deal of time to properly harness the topic list.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • "This is really it!"
  • What exactly have we gotten ourselves into?
  • We're in Isaac's house.
  • Whooooo!
  • Some sort of a grand entrance going on...
  • "Don't sit on it!"
  • "Let's get to the chit-chat."
  • Intros: Isaac, Casey, JT, some other people who didn't talk.
  • "Just let him feed you!"
  • Getting sexy at alarming rates.

  • Introduction to the Communion
  • "What the hell is Grandma Party?"
    • Shuffleboard Knitting
    • Conception Stories
    • "Somehow on a houseboat, with a lot of hurricanes..."
    • Layers, yeah, lots of them.
  • Jurassic Park 3
  • Tee hee hee!
  • "Casey does not know how to knit."
  • More communion talk.
  • "You can loop that shit!"
  • "I thought this was about Grandma Party?"
  • Jesus would be a fan of Grandma Party because he wore sandals and had a beard.
  • Ryan's peeking!
  • "How did you get to be Captain!?"
  • Ryan's answer is way lame.
  • "Are you saying you don't like Friends?"
  • The Official Grandma Party Blood Sacrafice
  • Quiet spaces, subtext
  • 206-666-KNIT
  • "You know who can't see that? CAPTAIN!"
  • Captain and Myla throw down!
  • Meeting all terms and conditions.
  • "Talk like that makes me want to blood sacrafice you right now."
  • Bazaar - Blood Sacrafice - the 22nd - Stardust Parking Lot
  • Actually giving Communion.
  • Isaac's cheered-on exit.
  • "We got more than we could have ever hoped for."
  • Interview with the stuffed loon.
  • "You tell me when you're done."
  • It's like Back to the Future.
  • "Longest goodbye ever..."



Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.
Also also: Tell us about some cool things coming from Canada.

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