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I also thought I should tell you, we use adult language sometimes, so consider yourself warned.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Katharine's Mix Tape

At Grandma Party on Saturday, Katharine passed us a CD of old-school favorites, ironic selections, a few VERY PFA songs, and of course robot songs. I listened to it last night and I absolutely loved it!

Here is the track list:

  1. I am Polite - Brick Tamland
  2. I know what it is to be young - Orson Welles
  3. j'suis snob - Boris Vian
  4. Beige - Ken Nordine
  5. Oops, I did it again - Max Raabe & Palast Orchestra
  6. You can't roller skate in a Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller
  7. Eat my Brain - The Odds
  8. Prithee (Do not ask for love) - The Monkees
  9. Mucha Muchacha - Esquivel
  10. Robot Love - Victor Lams
  11. Zoom a Little Zoom - Tom Glazer & Dottie Evans
  12. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park - Tom Lehrer
  13. 13 - Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet
  14. Europa & the Pirate Twins - Thomas Dolby
  15. After Hours - Velvet Underground
I have a feeling Katharine is a veteran mix-taper.

As always, don't forget to check out blissfullybitter.com for more works from our latest guest.

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Monday, April 24, 2006

Crapface 21 - People would slap you for that

Episode 21
crapface_21.mp3
Running time: 26:46


WHiRR's Katharine joins Myla and the Captain for a rapid-fire session of topics and PFA-ities. This was supposed to be the shortest topic list ever, but apparently it's not. JERK!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Rapid Fi-ah!
  • "What did the Captain do this weekend?"
  • He saw your momma at Will's Pub this weekend.
  • Pick a topic!
  • Salad Fingers - Creepy and sad animation.
  • The PFA Hotspot of Palm Beach County
  • "If you lack hazelnut, that makes you totally PFA."
  • They Might Be Giants in St. Pete!
  • "I named my cat Linnell, because he's striped."
  • Saved by the Bell on Adult Swim
  • "I think it's just an excuse to show Jessi freaking out on caffiene pills."
  • My turn!
  • Confessions of a Movie Narcoleptic
  • "You can't so see it - JERK!"
  • Imogen Heap at the Social
  • How we decide that Imogen is PFA
  • Rock'n'Roll Confidential - Hall of Douchebags
  • "The band is no sort of place for a fat man."
  • More flatulence.
  • "I'm gonna get a suntan at Grandma Party this weekend. It's gonna be awesome."
  • Grandma Party's Out for Blood!
  • Captain recorded a live Yip-Yip show.
  • "Those guys must be like 85 pounds."
  • Katherine feels obligated to mention Marc w/ a C.
  • Is his name actually Marcus? We've learned something new!
  • Lame plug for for Live @ Liberatr.net
  • Natalie in Brooklyn, we love you!
  • Yaaaaaaay!
  • "Don't forget your boyfriend's phone number on the radio show."
  • We need a Boris PDA/flask.
  • "It used to stand for Secret Boyfriend, but we've been together for five years, so I think the secret's out."
  • "This is the longest conversation I've ever had."
  • Katherine has to go...
  • Exploding hi-five!
  • Let's say goodbye again! Clap for Katherine!
  • Saturday 12-1 podcast
  • "That was the beginning of my Four-Part Fart!"
  • Roommates, hanging out, as Boris would say, "Oh my!"
  • Myla needs to be put to bed!
  • "We need some Boris buttons! PEACE!"


Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Crapface 20 - DON'T

Episode 20
crapface_20.mp3
Running time: 43:05


WHiRR's Katharine joins Myla and the Captain for talks of etiquette, robots, music, untrained artisans, and of course Canada.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Don't talk about yourself or your affairs
  • Podcoast Hast
  • Katharine is here
  • Loud roommates - One Tree Hill
  • Mistaken Identity
  • "I don't get to take it home"
  • Why Katharine is here
  • Craft Community
  • Art Fairs don't have Robots
  • Uberbot - Kidrobot
  • Boris, the Saucy Millionaire
  • Uneducated Listeners
  • "Where do robots come from?"
  • Last week's G-ma Party insanity
  • "The End"
  • "but I didn't study to do that either"
  • "The PFA was out-PFA'd"
  • "0wn3d with a capital P"
  • Napoleon and Satie
  • "Vivar l'Amateur"
  • "You don't have to stay in school"
  • 100 Most Metal Moments
  • "More Famous than Metal Rob"
  • Biker Fox
  • Stuff on my Cat
  • Crapface Alliance
  • The PTA?
  • Life-Size Boris
  • ::popcorn::
  • You went by Train, Plane and Automobile
  • "Over-segueing!"
  • The Commonwealth of Pretentious
  • This show exists because Myla doesn't have a car
  • Band Geeks
  • Not insane enough to be in the drum studio
  • Vociferous Armpit Noises
  • UCF Fake Flagellance Ensemble
  • Grandma Party
  • We have images associated with each show
  • Sex Clue
  • We don't have a rape closet
  • Is the ghetto empty?
  • John Candy!
  • News Radio
  • Famous Canadians
  • The Kids in the Hall
  • "Two Words: Christian Slater"
  • Heathers, Election
  • Johnny-come-lately
  • Obnoxious "Punk"
  • US vs. Canada / Red vs. Blue
  • We love Austin
  • "Slow Chaos"
  • We will do a 2nd show
Myla's Question: Send us pictures of Stuff on your Cat!
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Friday, April 14, 2006

Crapface 19 - You don't want a Neck Beard

Episode 19
crapface_19.mp3
Running time: 22:08


Grandma Party's Isaac, JT and Casey Join Myla and the Captain for what can only be described as a first in podcasting.

Since this show is more interesting than all of the other ones we've done, it has taken a great deal of time to properly harness the topic list.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • "This is really it!"
  • What exactly have we gotten ourselves into?
  • We're in Isaac's house.
  • Whooooo!
  • Some sort of a grand entrance going on...
  • "Don't sit on it!"
  • "Let's get to the chit-chat."
  • Intros: Isaac, Casey, JT, some other people who didn't talk.
  • "Just let him feed you!"
  • Getting sexy at alarming rates.

  • Introduction to the Communion
  • "What the hell is Grandma Party?"
    • Shuffleboard Knitting
    • Conception Stories
    • "Somehow on a houseboat, with a lot of hurricanes..."
    • Layers, yeah, lots of them.
  • Jurassic Park 3
  • Tee hee hee!
  • "Casey does not know how to knit."
  • More communion talk.
  • "You can loop that shit!"
  • "I thought this was about Grandma Party?"
  • Jesus would be a fan of Grandma Party because he wore sandals and had a beard.
  • Ryan's peeking!
  • "How did you get to be Captain!?"
  • Ryan's answer is way lame.
  • "Are you saying you don't like Friends?"
  • The Official Grandma Party Blood Sacrafice
  • Quiet spaces, subtext
  • 206-666-KNIT
  • "You know who can't see that? CAPTAIN!"
  • Captain and Myla throw down!
  • Meeting all terms and conditions.
  • "Talk like that makes me want to blood sacrafice you right now."
  • Bazaar - Blood Sacrafice - the 22nd - Stardust Parking Lot
  • Actually giving Communion.
  • Isaac's cheered-on exit.
  • "We got more than we could have ever hoped for."
  • Interview with the stuffed loon.
  • "You tell me when you're done."
  • It's like Back to the Future.
  • "Longest goodbye ever..."



Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.
Also also: Tell us about some cool things coming from Canada.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Crapface 18b - The Surreal Life

Episode 18b
crapface_18b.mp3
Running time: 27:39



Two-parter brings it back around y'all! Myla and the Captain spit on Sesame Street, TV shows and plenty of the usual. And because this topic list totally sucked, Myla decided to use her editing powers to make it, well, unsuck. Nice!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • "It overtook my life for four months."
  • Percussionists love these little ring-like chocolate chip cookies.
  • Broke Ass Cafe au Lait

  • 8 months, 6 days, and no giant rabbit at the end
  • "We need something to read off."
  • Infants watching Sesame Street DVDs?
  • Tickle Me Elmo - God, we're old!
  • Captain started piano @ age 8! (plug for music ed)
  • Vomiting over Teletubbies
  • We teach the kids words in other languages (like suscribe please!)
  • The Oncoming Asian Century
  • The Importance of Being Er-Earnest
  • Speaking of next week...
  • Sorry, boys!
  • Make It Short - David Applebaum (aka an "O.C." co-writer)
  • PFAs need to turn off the brain, with TV!
  • That wacky transgender sister of the other Arquettes
  • Petition of one other person!
  • Drilled into my skull since I was 9, maybe 12
  • "I thank God for Anna every day."
  • Geeks, sci-fi...Entertainment Weekly's best show of 2005?
  • Mom's gonna whack me if I interrupt the Sopranos
  • Worst seg EVER!
  • Drunk Jenn on speakerphone! Shavat Shalom!
  • Do we ever really talk quickly about anything?
  • Periods and Solliloquists don't mix
  • DJ JaunTy...
  • Lillian's in Lakeland
  • Because Myla's gotta be Myla...
  • Listen up to the PFA PSAs!!!
  • T-shirts at Grandma Par-tay!
  • I know Colin, I need Colin, I know we need Colin Meloy...
  • long, longer, longest
  • Kinder, Gentler, kind of Fireside Chat. :)

Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.
Also also: Tell us about some cool things coming from Canada.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
Links referenced in this show:

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Crapface 18a - Get yourself a juice!

Episode 18a
crapface_18a.mp3
Running time: 31:12


Apolagetic Myla and the Captain talk about the Captain's Podcasting Roots and the Real Myla Goldberg. Also LiveJournal vs. OpenDiary, and a 2-parter To Be Continued...

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Putting the verb in the right place
  • Smarter than us?
  • Myla Goldberg
  • "I have fans"
  • Covering Myla's Ass - Copyright, Slander, Vinyl Records
  • "And she sings songs and shit"
  • We're not in SAG
  • We've come a long long way together
  • Captain's TV Habits
  • VideoHits-1 - Really PFA?
  • Best Week Ever - Snakes on a Plane
  • How podcasting in this context came to be
  • "Leftist Radical Hollywood"
  • How Podcasts Work
  • "Fine... I DO love it..."
  • Our other shows
  • What to call it?
  • "If I had a camera right now..."
  • Liberatr Network
  • 'Clever Dan' is born
  • "`What are you up to?` I'm up to this!"
  • Gratis Bandwidth
  • To do your taxes?
  • Torn Down - "They bring out the stools"
  • Dirty Secret Confessional
  • "It's good songwriting... sortof?"
  • "I'm tired of things being `practical`"
  • OpenDiary vs. LiveJournal
  • "Sorry I got here sooner than you did, JERK!"
  • Phil - Party Foul
  • The MySpace Diary Migration
  • Pac-Man?
  • "The anti-nerd among nerds"
  • Frikkin' Subscribe!
  • "Is that really an inside joke?"
Myla's Question: Do you get the Vanessa L. Williams reference?
Captain's Question: What sort of news should we read every week?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.
Also also: Tell us about some cool things coming from Canada.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
Links referenced in this show:

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Monday, April 10, 2006

Crapface 17 - Nobody does... except us

Episode 17
crapface_17.mp3
Running time: 44:48


Myla and the Captain duck it in from the Casa de Captain, and Paige walks in, but never speaks. We talk about the Most PFA Weekend Ever and the Florida Film Festival.

Disclaimer: I have to apologize for the sub-standard audio on this show, the microphone was facing the wrong way.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Pimp Pants
  • Cheerios
  • Food on our show
  • "What are you... putting in your mouth right now?"
  • Toufayan Flatbread
  • Speaking of Catherine
  • The most PFA weekend on record
  • Pardon or Pardone moi?
  • The Cornerstone of all things PFA in Orlando
  • The Frenchman in Stardust
  • Florida Film Festival
  • "Those are good people to know 'cause they'll keep you alive."
  • Myla, Linear, Linear, Linear
  • "British town, factory closes, they have to do something sexy to save the town"
  • The PFA Priest
  • Sterling Wine and Starbucks
  • Table wine
  • Linear!
  • The Food
  • Make it Short
  • "End of story... I was wasted"
  • Those people aren't supposed to live in Winter Park!"
  • "Marc is protective of his sub"
  • Bow and Curtsey
  • The Spinach Dip
  • Myla's Recital - The PFA Universe
  • O! Canada
  • Paige enters
  • PFrench
  • Those who are smarter than us
  • B.I.K.E.
  • Black Label Bike Club
  • Tall Bike Jousting
  • The Hippie Vegans
  • Critical Mass
  • "The White House needed to spy on them."
  • Minnesota
  • Really Really Really Really Really
  • "What if there is no next time?"
  • "She doesn't like that her life is being shared on the internet."
  • Bill Maher
  • April 7th is difficult
  • Cheerios - Coolest thing ever
  • Family resemblance
  • Buster Poindexter - David Johansen - New York Dolls - "I started punk punk rock!"
Myla's Question: Blonde on Blonde or Pet Sounds?
Captain's Question: What are some of your favorite Canadian PFA things?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Abonnieren, bitte!

Souscrire, si vous plait!
Suscribirse, por favor!
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Monday, April 03, 2006

Crapface 16 - We're always live you jerk!

Episode 16
crapface_16.mp3
Running time: 43:03


Nicole, John, Marc and Jen (and Wilbur) join Myla and the Captain for our first on-location show at Stardust! We discuss the Florida Film Festival, Bad Movies, Good Music, and The Independent.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • We just saw Marc
  • Studio Audience
  • "Y'all get the Buggy!"
  • Laura and James - The Dopplegangers
  • The Biggest PFA Weekend on Record
  • "Such vulgar instruments as the bassoon!"
  • "Toasted, like on both sides of the bread"
  • Myla's Wine Stories
  • "Less discerning tastes" "Kind of like Kinky Boots"
  • Myla dancing up
  • The Stewartass
  • Newlydeads
  • "Trannie zombie revenge"
  • Loopholes
  • Special Delivery and cursing
  • Duck Season - a masterpiece
  • "Pelle Rrrrrrojo" "Wikipedia it later"
  • "Totally Wikipedia'd it!"
  • "Oh a tender moment..."
  • C U Next Tuesday
  • The Ambiguously Gay Duo
  • "We are going to Bittorrent that shit all night"
  • Wilbur
  • Godardian Movies
  • The Zanzibar Lounge
  • The Star Wars Holiday Special
  • Harvey Korman was in drag
  • "Stir stir whip stir beat"
  • VH1 Classic - Pete Townsend
  • Back to PFA
  • Blonde on Blonde
  • "I warrant Death"
  • The Independent
  • Ludacris' Posse
  • Angus McWitherspoon
  • Magnolia
  • 2 Lawsuits
  • The podcast does not like you, Spiky-Haired Guy
  • The DJ at the Enzian
  • Rhyme Skills
  • Morrissey
  • "You can be PFA and like money"
  • Stardust
  • We recorded this concert
  • Marc and Wilbur
  • "Watch VH1's Best week ever"
Myla's Question: Blonde on Blonde or Pet Sounds?
Captain's Question: What are some of your favorite Canadian PFA things?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
Links referenced in this show:

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