This is a podcast, not rocket science. You see the link? That points to an mp3 file. You download the file, you listen to the mp3. If you don't want to come back to the site so often, you use iTunes or Juice and subscribe. End of story.
I also thought I should tell you, we use adult language sometimes, so consider yourself warned.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Crapface 38: 3 years later, Death Hole

Episode 38
crapface_38.mp3
Running time: 1:21:45


Your favorite Pretentious Fucks are joined by Gina, AKA the Macrame Bird of Prey and Dr. Katz.

Topics Mentioned in this show:
  • Traditions
  • The Fit is Go!
  • Stuff White People Like
  • PAUSE!
  • Gina is not dead yet!
  • Ryan is minus one appendix
  • Spore
  • Ice Cream!
  • Sarah Palin's Fake Accent
  • Touch the Magic Retard Baby!
  • Is politics PFA?
  • "He runs for office and he can Sail...board"
  • "Yay for no shame"
  • Gina's new music
  • "I play the tomato"
  • hating bands for the members
  • guilty pleasure bands
  • most searched terms of 2008 - Miley Cyrus
  • Britney makes a comeback... again
  • back to Gina's new music
  • we need a recording engineer
  • FullSail
  • Penn State sunburns
  • finally the song - "Spitting Wooden Nickels"
  • David Byrne
  • the birthday party of today's PFAs
  • cats
  • Bug Boy's text message
  • "my cat is named Muffin too!"
  • eating Play-Doh and Paste and Coloring Books
  • Vegan stuff in Orlando
  • it's not healthy just because it's Vegan
  • Gina's Rebel Nutritionist Tips
  • Stuff you're not supposed to eat
  • Facebook
  • Bug Boy's Bark
  • Depeche Mode covers by Dog
  • The Lightning Round
  • Art Bazel
  • "BTW, this pie is freaking amazing"
  • Petentials
  • Maya's MySpace Cat
  • Eat more butter


Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Monday, January 08, 2007

Grandma Party Returns, 4/7/7

For those of you that don't know, you can hear some of our previous talks about Grandma Party in past episodes:
Posts tagged as Grandma Party on PFAlliance.BlogSpot.com

YO YO YO GRANDMA PARTY PEOPLE!

We didn't forget about you, and we hope you have not forgotten us.

Looky here…

The third randomly intervaled Grandma Party Bazaar is happening on
April 7th 2007 in the luxurious Stardust Parking
Lot.

If you are receiving this email it means you were a vendor at a
pervious bazaar. We want to give top priority to you guys. You can
secure your spot in one of two ways:

You can sign up by sending 25 dollars through pay pal to Casey
Or
You can save 5 bucks and pay Casey 20 dollars at the EARLY VENDOR SIGN
UP MEETING on January 15th at 8 PM at Stardust.

If neither of these is possible, get in touch with casey (via above email or myspace) and a special
emergency plan can be put into action, just because we love you that
much.

When you sign up please give a description of what your
booth will hold and also if you plan on having a tent. This will help
us when we make the layout for the whole bazaar.

More information will be coming at you soon. Expect the normal or not
so normal grandma party shenanigans.

Loves
Grandma Party

P.S. …. JT will be back in town and he wants to see all of you.

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Crapface 34 - Do you want a beer?

Episode 34
crapface_34.mp3
Running time: 12:08


Myla and the Captain reach their first Anniversary as Crapfaces! It's official! The venue is Austin's Coffee following the Marc with a C Holiday special with Bhren. Mumpsy makes a special unexpected appearance as well. Than you Crapfaces, we wish you a Pretentious New Year!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • We're back!
  • Marc with a C Holiday Show with Bhren
  • One Year 'Versary
  • Man Huggin'!
  • "That is a pretentious device"
  • "IKEA is their 'Third Place'?"
  • Austin's and Stardust are Third Places
  • "I hear that Grandma Party is coming back"
  • Pan-dos
  • "Goin' to Denny's?" "For a chicken Frontega Sandwich!"
  • Ryan's Car Keys
  • Here comes Mumpsy "You wanna interview me?"
  • Strawberry Pancakes
  • Tahiti 80 - Fosbury
  • Mumpsy has a band, we saw them at Holiday Help Out
  • "I'm a roadie by choice!"
  • Sandwiches, Coffee and Tea
  • Myla is Hungry
  • Thank you!!
  • PRETENT-shirts
  • Shrink Your Ecological Footprint, which is now a podcast with Gina
  • Happy 2007
Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Crapface 32 - PFA Back to School Special

Episode 32
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Running time: 36:21


Amy, Kait, the Makeout Maven, Myla and the Captain convene at Kait's house for a recital, a reading, and news from Athens PopFest 2006.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Bass Clarinet Recital
  • Piano Concerto
  • Dramatic Reading
  • Athens PopFest 2006 Report
Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Monday, June 19, 2006

Crapface 27 - Join the Orgy

Episode 27
crapface_27.mp3
Running time: 28:57


All-Star PFA Podcast from Stardust starring John "The Critic", Kyle "The Student of the Game", Nicole "Leslie Ann Levine", Marc "Big Dick McGee", and "Dani O" of the DMAC Poetry Slam. We also take a break in the middle of the show to hear a sample of Carin's stand-up performance.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Roudntable All-Star Podcast
  • Carin's TV Bit
Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Saturday, June 10, 2006

Crapface 26 - Why We Do It

Episode 26
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Running time: 19:23


Andrea Geneste joins Myla and the Captain, Skype style, all the way from New York. Dre drops some ill rhymes on our pretentious asses! This episode should be more than an hour, but as we say early on, there were some technical difficulties.

Topics discussed in this show:
Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Crapface 24 - Gina's Big List of Common Sense

Episode 24
crapface_24.mp3
Running time: 51:36


Gina Riggio joins Myla, the Captain and Andrea. Songs by Gina and the Big list of Common Sense Things.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Saving the environment
  • Do-it-yourself for the Earth
  • Songs by Gina
Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Monday, March 27, 2006

Crapface 15 - Musical Meters and Dynamics

Episode 15
crapface_15.mp3
Running time: 24:14


Drunk Jenn and Professor Kate join Myla and the Captain in a departure from our normal ramblings. For now, I'll just let it be a surprise, and do the full write-up after the spring has sprung.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Drunk Jenn's Big Adventure
Myla's Question: Let's Fugue!
Captain's Question: What are some of your favorite Canadian PFA things?
AND... What are some anthems of our generation (music, movies, art)?
Also: If you want to sell CDs at our Grandma Party booth, email us.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Crapface 10 - Food Coloring Doesn't Exist

Episode 10
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Running time: 39:56


Jackson joins Myla and the Captain for a recap of Weh Day, where the Captain got a chance to ask Gina and her friend Jade about the first PFA holiday of the year. Weh day comes but once a football season, and we captured part of the party. Jackson sticks around afterwards for fun times in PFA headquarters.
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Jackson and Jeff in the house
  • Black Bean Dip
  • Weh Day
  • Gina and Jade in Arizona on Superbowl Sunday
  • Gina sings a song: TATA box
  • 5th annual
  • It's mating season for frogs
  • "I sleep when the sun is up"
  • The ABC Song with wine
  • "Your liver has been ensorceled"
  • Gina sings the Raisin Song
  • How to have a Weh Day Celebration
  • What is making the WEH WEH?
  • "How long ago was it?"
  • "Watch out!" Musical instrument inventory
  • How do you know Mumpsy?
  • Jennannapalooza
  • Rockin' Bassoon
  • "I used to teach little kids"
  • "Winter Springs, where there are cults and bears"
  • Sex Clue
  • "Holy Crap I might be a godmother"
  • "The patron saint of all nerds"
  • "It's like a conquest"
  • To 'do' lists
  • "100% love"
  • The end
Myla's Question: What is your fav. VH1 Behind the Music moment?
Captain's Question: Are you smarter than us? Challenge us.
Friggin' Question: What are some of your top 5 Love Songs?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Crapface 09 - That was like ESPN!

Episode 09
crapface_09.mp3
Running time: 49:14


Mumpsy joins Myla and the Captain for an action-packed wacky discussion on music, counterpoint, and equestrian love. Mumpsy graces us with two songs, "From a Bull's Eye" and "You Are a Golden God".
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Microphone hogs
  • Jeff Ilgenfritz is Mumpsy
  • Bach and Beethoven
  • Inside Jokes
  • Audacity no more
  • Counterpoint
  • Jackson on the phone
  • Britney - "Her boobs are music"
  • Beat Box Mumpsy
  • Jeff Plays a Song - "From a Bull's Eye"
  • What's the process?
  • Pandora and the Music Genome Project - free custom radio stations
  • The Captain has a psychic connection with Pandora and Mumpsy
  • Bach vs. Dickens
  • "Liszt could kick anyone's ass"
  • Clue Porn
  • TV Dinners
  • "It sounds like we're gonna be in a Spaghetti Westen in a second" "Can't have the cowboy hat without the assless chaps"
  • Jeff in class
  • Princess Sparkle and Captain Oats
  • Jeff Plays a Song - "You Are a Golden God"
  • "Mumpsy Mumpsy Mumpsy!"
  • "Females are good, they are powerful, and they know more than men."
  • Bazookas? Avocados
  • "Look at that chin! Goodnight."
Myla's Question: What is your fav. VH1 Behind the Music moment?
Captain's Question: Are you smarter than us? Challenge us.
Friggin' Question: What are some of your top 5 Love Songs?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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Monday, January 30, 2006

Crapface 07b - An Awesomer Snack

Episode 07b
crapface_07b.mp3
Running time: 30:21


Gina Riggio joins Myla and the Captain (again), in ARIZONA! Thanks to Pamela for Skype, we are able to bring to you our first remote special guest!
Topics discussed in this show:
  • This is part deux
  • "Random IMs from people that are bizarre"
  • The RPG Nerds
  • Craig's List - "It's like the new ocean!"
  • Gina is on 'strictly platonic'
  • "Anybody I meet on here I automatically don't wanna hang out with" "we can watch movies and eat food together"
  • The Cacophony Society
  • UCF friends are the best
  • "figuring out how to shrink my ecological footprint"
  • Brick Tomatoes and Vegetarian Eggs
  • Hurricanes affect tomatoes?
  • It's good to talk to us
  • Build a community - PFANA? PFAPFA?
  • Gina is going to Argentina
  • Gina's Sustainable Wellness Clinic
  • Orlando Food Co-op?
  • Chocolate covered raisins
  • Stone Soup Collective
  • "My adoring fans, I don't know who you are"
  • "Sun-dried goodness all around"
  • A song by Gina and her friend Brian, "Let Go"

Myla's Question: What is your fav. VH1 Behind the Music moment?
Captain's Question: What do we call the show if it is not a podcast?
Gina's Question: What should she name her album?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com. Peace!
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This podcast was recorded with Pamela for Skype, your personal assistant for Skype.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Crapface 07a - Maybe it is Lack of Books

Episode 07a
crapface_07a.mp3
Running time: 29:29


Gina Riggio joins Myla and the Captain, from ARIZONA! Thanks to Pamela for Skype, we are able to bring to you our first remote special guest!
Topics discussed in this show:
  • Captain loves writing code
  • Here comes Gina
  • "If you're gonna smoke pot, don't do it in your dorm room"
  • "Skype cannot hear you talking?"
  • "The Funny Farm"
  • Gina is a mega-PFA
  • "You can call me Dr. Crapface"
  • "As much noise as we can get in one span of time"
  • Gina's journal/song project
  • The PFA way of songwriting
  • The Elusive Second Album
  • Gina playing that wierd black thing
  • The PFA 'Boxed Set'
  • Our album art/record collection
  • Holy Crap I Love Raisins
  • Why Won't You Fuckers Just Listen to My Songs?
  • Mastering a skill
  • The Waking Life - the Twentysomething Plateau
  • "You have to work hard to be a PFA"
  • "I really gotta start reading, 'cause I don't wanna have a belly"
  • The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
  • Goodbye and A song by Gina, "The Cure for Everything"

Myla's Question: What is your fav. VH1 Behind the Music moment?
Captain's Question: What do we call the show if it is not a podcast?
Gina's Question: What should she name her album?

Our next duck will ALSO be featuring Gina Riggio, a 2-parter! Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com. Peace!
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This podcast was recorded with Pamela for Skype, your personal assistant for Skype.

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Crapface 05 - Good Podcasters Love Company

Episode 05
crapface_05.mp3
Running time: 40:34


Nicole and Marc are back for a second helping of Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team as we tackle a variety of topics, but mostly guilty pleasures. We did lose some parts of the recording, so watch out around 25 minutes in, and try to keep up.
Topics covered in this episode:
  • Strong Mad opens the show
  • Myla and the Captain with Big Dick McGee and Leslie Ann Levine
  • "Brains!"
  • Emails
  • "There's no emoticon for how I feel"
  • "The most beautiful piece of pita I've ever seen" "I spoke too soon"
  • The Inside Joke Noise
  • "I've often woken up with tomato in my heel"
  • "It's just like recording a really good conversation between friends"
  • JT of Grandma Party mails in, but we don't read his mail
  • "We've already done what we set out to do"
  • Rap Snacks with Master P - Big Lots?
  • "There's a new force in breakfast"
  • The Glowy Stickers
  • What would('nt) be on your pleasure island?
  • Animatronic squirrels
  • Un-originality
  • "Bring me your first born children and your diminished 7th chords" "That's the name of my next record"
  • Constantine?
  • Wonder Showzen
  • Guilty Pleasures
  • Eye for an Eye on Channel 27
  • Extreme Akeem with his justice-y baseball bat
  • Tar & Feathers
  • "...and Sig-Oth climed the mountain..."
  • Trapped in the Closet "Fuck R Kelly"
  • John Mayer
  • Moulin Rouge and Grease
  • VH1... 'nuff said
  • Flavor of Love
  • "I know the Macarena's going to be #1 and I keep hoping that it's not so"
  • HARD DRIVE FILLED UP! CRAP!
  • Myla's question is born
  • Scottish Highland Games
  • Another jump in audio
  • Pax Romana
  • The Heathans and Post Records
  • Alt-Country is going to be the in thing of 2006, but is there enough Angst?
  • "Who was in charge of picking the Pixies' opening act?"
  • Hard Rock Zombies
  • Where is Island Oasis?
  • Lightning Mouth and vintage lesbian porn
  • Screamers & An Albatross
  • Band Marino's Moustachio MySpace Bulletin
  • The Last Romantic
  • Myla and the Captain bring beer when you are a guest
  • ...and the show abruptly ends due to a final hard drive failure

Myla's question of the week: Send us your favorite VH1 Behind the Music - pfalliance@gmail.com

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Crapface 04 - She doesn't have a cape!

Episode 04
crapface_04.mp3
Running time: 37:26


Marc with a C guest stars along with Nicole, Emily and Ryan. Marc plays two songs from his extensive library.
Topics discussed in this episode:
  • Emily with a mouth full of pita and feta cheese
  • Broadcast premiere of a brand new song by Marc "Diane Works for Ozzie"
  • "That's in my living room!"
  • 'Destined to be a Classic' or 'Instant Classic'? 'In a Class of Its Own'
  • Marc's intimate shows & The Granddaddy Stunt
  • The Cult of Marc
  • "Everybody should sing and dance"
  • Rilo Kiley
  • "I'm gonna stomp your face if you don't dance"
  • Be the first person to dance
  • "...Indy-er than thou..."
  • "What used to be called 'The Mix Tape'"
  • "Old formats never die"
  • Cassette is dead, long live Vynil
  • Buying cassette and recording equipment is hard
  • "Someone decided you weren't gonna have it anymore"
  • Sonic Fabric
  • On Dokken "they really make Winger sound like speed metal"
  • LaserDisc
  • "It's hard to say that anything really dies"
  • "A good mix tape shows its age"
  • Emily's mom and her record collection
  • Digital loses qualiity
  • Emily raves about the show notes
  • artofthemix.org
  • A song requested by Emily dedicated to John (and the Devil)
  • Marc plays "Freezing in Florida"

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